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Nippon
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getfscal lose 60 pounds and get a haircut. youre welcome
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tpaine posted:


hahaha when the baking soda shoots out of his nose and mouth.

#43
Dont Mess With Sucess
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is any poster here 23 or under
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drwhat posted:

i've never encountered anyone on okcupid that didn't seem wayyy out to lunch in one way or another & i'm too old for that shit. adopt everyonesucksism, and be at peace with not giving a shit about okcgirls. make your life more fulfilling & do things in the world to that end & meet cute girls (or guys!) through happenstance. okc questions & profiles are reductive bullshit. and don't give me any shit about oh it's just for casual whatever. fuck casual whatever. fuck you. thank you for your time.


i love all zee girls. even if zey were small part of my life

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drwhat posted:

i've never encountered anyone on okcupid that didn't seem wayyy out to lunch in one way or another & i'm too old for that shit. adopt everyonesucksism, and be at peace with not giving a shit about okcgirls. make your life more fulfilling & do things in the world to that end & meet cute girls (or guys!) through happenstance. okc questions & profiles are reductive bullshit. and don't give me any shit about oh it's just for casual whatever. fuck casual whatever. fuck you. thank you for your time.



you feel bad? i can't even get a guy with a girl avatar to reply back to me for a coffee date. fml.

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马克思 恩格斯 列宁
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swampman posted:

is any poster here 23 or under



I am 23

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im 14
#49
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swampman posted:

is any poster here 23 or under


cycloneboy?? hello???

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im 28 in dog years
#51
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do u think theres a person out there who has a birthday party for their dog every 52.14 days
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i be tthe concept of a leap year is pretty crazy if ur a dog
#53
Mike Nelson here.
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Goethestein posted:

getfscal lose 60 pounds and get a haircut. youre welcome

lol ya

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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

its sort of like the messages id sned you on fb every day i youd ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST....



lol ok. who uses facebook tho. step up ur twiiter game

#55
Mike Nelson here.
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ken post a bunch more of these so i can laugh more at my colleagues
#56
penitent
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Crow posted:

Im glad you finally got a job, Kenny



iim interning at a law firm... we're fighting the british government on behalf of people who got cancer because of thermonuclear tests in the 1950s... today in the tribunal a professional witness said the phrase 'an heroic amount of urine.' true stroy

#57
penitent
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i made a nyc account to Widen The Net and its weird... nyc dudes havent replied to the horse_ebooks tweets nearly as much, they don't have the pitiful desperation of londoners
#58
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do you have it so that it automatically replies back or are you cutting/pasting them to these losers (not u getfiscal)
#59
penitent
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c+p, sometimes selecting for eerily appropriate content. i dont know how to computer Lol
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Mike Nelson here.
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#61
penitent
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i put up some more. SPREAD THE WORD
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i wish i had had the idea to do this. you could go one better by markov chaining one of your stories or something
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i wish i had had the idea to do this. you could go one better by markov chaining one of your stories or something
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corey posted:

dating objective: to utilise the skills obtained through my teritiary studies and my years of retail experience to the benefit of myself and my partner



Lmao

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Impper posted:

i wish i had had the idea to do this. you could go one better by markov chaining one of your stories or something

youll need to explain this for the peanut gallery dude

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deadken posted:

i put up some more. SPREAD THE WORD



good shit

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you could probably make money doing this w/ ads. the ultimate career.
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deadken posted:

Crow posted:

Im glad you finally got a job, Kenny

iim interning at a law firm... we're fighting the british government on behalf of people who got cancer because of thermonuclear tests in the 1950s... today in the tribunal a professional witness said the phrase 'an heroic amount of urine.' true stroy



i hope tort law there is completely different than in the US because otherwise ur f'd (almost impossible to draw legal causation between carcinogen/radiation exposure and cancer unless the particular carcinogens cause a peculiarly unique type of cancer)

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penitent
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*homer simpson voice* I Dunno
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penitent
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ok i have not got a single reply on my new york account, not even when nerd dudes ask for sex and i say All Your Dreams Realised! Within Seven Weeks or whatever. is my fake account broken or have i uncovered a rich seam of cultural difference
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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deadken posted:

ok i have not got a single reply on my new york account, not even when nerd dudes ask for sex and i say All Your Dreams Realised! Within Seven Weeks or whatever. is my fake account broken or have i uncovered a rich seam of cultural difference

i donno. you should skew more right wing to make it in NY imo. in the private thing you're willing to admit you should put something about hating cyclists and wanting them all to die

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penitent
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which of you guys is objekt-(a) thats some good tumblin'
#73
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try chicago dudes, they are brutally stupid
#74
penitent
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lol Ok

i might make a manchester profile as a 'normal lass with her feet on the ground but i do have a bubbly personality!!" basically soon i will be like 80% of the girls on okcupid
#75
Dont Mess With Sucess
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you are already like 80% of the girls on okcupid,BORING
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#77
corey "of "fail aids" fame"
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*bursts thru door and pushes all the fags talking abt okcupid to one side* DID ANYONE SAY UNDER 23 *starts the soulja boy dance* ♫soulja boy up in this hoe wathc me crank it watch me roll,
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VoxNihili posted:

deadken posted:

Crow posted:

Im glad you finally got a job, Kenny

iim interning at a law firm... we're fighting the british government on behalf of people who got cancer because of thermonuclear tests in the 1950s... today in the tribunal a professional witness said the phrase 'an heroic amount of urine.' true stroy

i hope tort law there is completely different than in the US because otherwise ur f'd (almost impossible to draw legal causation between carcinogen/radiation exposure and cancer unless the particular carcinogens cause a peculiarly unique type of cancer)

we have strictly enforced regulations regarding clean air & water in general, and specifically imposing a duty of care, and causation is a 'balance of probabilities' test (iirc? someone correct me, im not a tort guy) which in practice means that these cases get settled on the steps of the high court (as the saying goes) rather than giving many clear precedents. hope this helps

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VoxNihili posted:

deadken posted:

i put up some more. SPREAD THE WORD

good shit

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Poronto
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they recently banned me from okcupid after i asked a pictureless lady in the West Bank who was "Available" and "looking for something casual and discreet" if she found time to throw dog turds at Palestinians in between cheating on her husband