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penitent
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LQQK

http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/
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this is really good
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its sort of like the messages id sned you on fb every day i youd ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST....
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#5
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the dude wrote "Ello," hahahah
#6
Dont Mess With Sucess
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deadken posted:

LQQK

http://okcebooks.tumblr.com/

Red salute!

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Mike Nelson here.
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i messaged a bunch of women on match and okcupid this past week. none of them replied. probably because i'm a frumpy fart and my messages were less exciting than a car manual. tom's had a lot of luck dating through them so i gave it the old college try. tom said my dating profile reads like someone applying to a department store.
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it's ok. i think im rly bad at presenting myself on the internet. the impression people seem to get from me on here, for example, is nothing like how i am irl i think (in actuality really awful instead of the most awful)
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getfiscal posted:

i messaged a bunch of women on match and okcupid this past week. none of them replied. probably because i'm a frumpy fart and my messages were less exciting than a car manual. tom's had a lot of luck dating through them so i gave it the old college try. tom said my dating profile reads like someone applying to a department store.



hi, i couldn't help but notice your avatar, would you perhaps like to get a cup of coffee

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corey "of "fail aids" fame"
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dating objective: to utilise the skills obtained through my teritiary studies and my years of retail experience to the benefit of myself and my partner
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getfiscal posted:

i messaged a bunch of women on match and okcupid this past week. none of them replied. probably because i'm a frumpy fart and my messages were less exciting than a car manual. tom's had a lot of luck dating through them so i gave it the old college try. tom said my dating profile reads like someone applying to a department store.


try to message the girls that are new to the site. in okc it's "new matches" i think.

also date minorities because white girls are crayzie

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Mike Nelson here.
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animedad posted:

try to message the girls that are new to the site. in okc it's "new matches" i think.

also date minorities because white girls are crayzie

thanks.

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Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

let me talk to them fringus.

sure

*swivels around computer to you*

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D.C.
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lol
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"I was wondering if you fancied a chat?" lol, how the fuck do u brits manage procreate
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lol
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lol
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Im glad you finally got a job, Kenny
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Mike Nelson here.
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u bitch?
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Mike Nelson here.
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sorry i was repeating what an englishman said i did not direct that at anyone
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We both saw it, together.

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Mike Nelson here.
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i took a pretty girl to prom. i'm not some scrub. i didn't punch anyone though, i never got my driver's license, and i did not sleep with her. a bit of a failson you might say.
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Mike Nelson here.
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my best friend tried to date a 21 year old last year when he was 30 and that was pushing his luck i think. like if you start pushing beyond that then child protective services gets involved or woody allen starts directing you or something. i messaged a girl who's 23 a minute ago though so, really, glass houses, glass houses.
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if twisty's getting dates and your not you need to step up your game. i recommend learning how to dance, guys these days generally suck at it and IT WORKED FOR ME
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first buy some shoes and spraypaint them with cool colors
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im rly good at okc i think, idk whats wrong w/ these dudes
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it's easy, I'm a Hipster.
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discipline posted:

lol british men trying to pick up girls

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mt.real
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i've never encountered anyone on okcupid that didn't seem wayyy out to lunch in one way or another & i'm too old for that shit. adopt everyonesucksism, and be at peace with not giving a shit about okcgirls. make your life more fulfilling & do things in the world to that end & meet cute girls (or guys!) through happenstance. okc questions & profiles are reductive bullshit. and don't give me any shit about oh it's just for casual whatever. fuck casual whatever. fuck you. thank you for your time.