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ilmdge posted:

Oh no our rents are going up and we're being forced out of our homes what a tragedy



rents going up is a good thing, as it displaces the worthless from valuable land

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Nippon
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d4ky posted:

Goethestein posted:

d4ky posted:

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I wish more women posted here but they are all scared off by your abusive tactics

let me come out of the closet as an Openly Female Poster



asl

lol/you must/be joking



ya.

#243
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ilmdge posted:

Anyone that disses my homeland (DC) is gonna have a very angry catholic to deal with and Hell to pay. just fyi.

#244
Nippon
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im joking. im a grown man with 7 times khamseks income and a babe wife and gay daughter, i have no real interest in porking internet communists. please keep this in mind.
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FLAWDA
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discipline posted:

ilmdge posted:

my upstairs neighbor who is a masters student got a job at some kind of liberal policy thinktank because they were impressed she was white and had lived in saudi arabia. im surprised your international experience hasn't gotten you an "in" anywhere, theres lots of places like that here even though theyre all liberal.

where is "here"

I have palestine on my resume which prompted one producer I was fishing a job from to ask "so do you hate the jews?"



u probably honestly answered that question and thats why u didnt get the job

#246
Nippon
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Too many rage comics

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SovietFriends posted:

Basically work out poor people dont download sweet pdfs of how 1990s anarchists squat and you got it.



good tip for being poor, thank you

#248
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dc is cool because of the concentration of poverty and black people :- )
#249
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i cant work for another couple weeks bc i broke my hand so i just asked my parents for money for the first time in like 5 years. its awesome i wish i was a trust fund babbie.
#250
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Probably my favorite part of G.O.O.D. Music Feat. Kanye West presents: Cruel Summer is the part in New God Flow where the guy yells RIC FLAIR NIGGA.
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1. if you're crashing on friends couches, you're already in relatively good shape. cultivate your networking skills. unless you have great skill in some sort of trade, you will be dependent on your fb friends for exciting new job opportunities. hustle for that dolla

2. wanna get high while broke? buy a cheapo pipe. when you fall on hard times, you'll be able to scrape it for resin. protip: instead of doing an iso wash, put the pipe in a pot of boiling water for less than a minute. it'll allow you to scrape it with a paper clip, and you'll be able to get a buzz without the nasty methanol tinge to it. also, listen to shermanstick, he knows whats up

3. when you are going through some super hard times, food banks will help you out.

4. keep in touch with your family/friends from the old hood. they miss you, y'know.
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AmericanNazbro posted:

tips for being poor: eat out of a trashcan so you can blaze hella weed

#253
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A good way to pay for your booze and smokes is to raid highschool recycling dumpsters. Do it with buddy and you can easy pull out 50 bucks in a night just with what you can carry. If you don't jack them too hard at once, you can keep doing this for years. Even if they catch on, they'll blame students not broke dirty kids. I had wanted posters up, but they never figured out what I looked like even with cameras. Wear a hoodie. This only applies to states with bottle returns.
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sell hella blood (full of thc)
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#259
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also if you follow rich white junkees and find a bitch made college kid / rich person drug dealer then wait till the opportune time and rob them you can get a lot of money / goods. great for tight financial situations

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set up a craigslist meeting in a shady place and trick people into taking a smaller amount of money than they expect and resell the item for a profit

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#261
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listen to dead prez's song hell yeah and do the things they talk about. it all totally works

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#262
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going into large apartment buildings with an open bottom level, or following people in, and stealing packages from the mail left outside apartments can be great. you might even find a kindle or some other small, valuable electronic device in a small inconspicuous looking box
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#264
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i keep hitting some button with my finger splint from my broken fingr and like quadruple posting. wtf german joey
#265
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tpaine i also regularly wear cut off jeans over tights in my day to day life
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is that cool?
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#268
Dont Mess With Sucess
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Wrtong thred
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meet me in da ny thread
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#273
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i went there today t money. i think i told you about it once. alis is my fave place in new york. you literally read my mind hahaha i was in the middle of posting telling you we should go there if you havent been. im about to finish my potato curry roti right now
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Shed life
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Oh yeah totally forgot about vending machines. They are your best fucking friends. If you've got a power drill, you can drill out the locks and get down on that scrill. I had a junkie friend in rehab that made about 80k in 2 years doing that. You can also use a coat hanger to get up in their business and pull down food. Bend the end into a little U and then simply lift the coils holding teh candies in place. It takes practice to get good at it, but it's got other practical purposes. Getting good at this also makes it ridiculously easy to unlock cars with hangers.

Lastly, there's those soda machines where a little metal row thing comes up and grabs your soda instead of it just dropping. These things are gold. Once it grabs your soda, it tilts in order to slide it down through a little flap and into the hole where you grab it from. As soon as it starts to slide, stick your hand up in there and hold the flap shut. The machine will shit itself and give you your money back, leaving your soda still in the little metal row. Put your money back in and, blam! you got 2 sodas for the price of one. Rinse and repeat.
#275
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I'm going to make a Big Time post, tomorrow. You'll all be sorry you crossed me and will come crawling for forgiveness

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#277
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ilmdge posted:

1) they're scared off by the fail aids
2) dn't be dishonest comparing dc to palestine



Definitely, they're hardly comparable: black males in DC have a life expectancy of about 63 compared to 70 for men in the Gaza strip.

Comparing a nightmarish violent dystopia like DC to a tough but cohesive society like Gaza is just being extremely disingenuous

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#278
Kurdt
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filler, but i'll allow it
#279
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thats right me and ilmdge own this fuckin city and i have ban powers for anyone who insults it. except me, dc kinda sucks
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