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Ew poor. My daddy taught its BAD to be poor and GOOD to joiN marines. HOOORAH *kicks you in your dumb afghani baby gut*
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1) get a job
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discipline posted:

mustang19 posted:

1) get a job

of course you have a job, idiot.



1) grow heroin

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In many places it's illegal to shut off heat during the winter months for non-payment (Chicago I know at least is included). If you move frequently and don't have a working cell phone it's very hard for them to track you down after the fact.
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Just the tips:

!) Mooch on the scooch (scParents, nuffy saidy )

2) Economize, dude.

3) Ikea dumpsters

4) Have you heard of Free Sh!t: Criagslist? Free sh#t heaven.

5) Scooch la pooch (busk with DOGS. People go goo goo for doggies, brother)
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1) never graduate highschool, extend childhood as long as possible
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become an author
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become a marine and be all that you can be
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beg deadken for money once he secures a movie deal
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find a sugar daddy
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the most influential stat in barkley 2 will be luck, thats awesome
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"It's the fucking world that's disgusting," discipline exclaims as she dives into the sewer to fetch the perfectly alive goldfish
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Leave your door open ( you have no door)
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Dont do drugs, if you want to go do drugs, go befriend some hardcore heroin addicts and watch them die so you get "the full experience"
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1) Buy an extension cord and borrow your neighbor's electricity.
2) Eat one meal a day.
3) Shoplift around. Never rob the same place twice within the same week.
4) Lift cigs out of ashtrays if you need to feed the nicotine addiction.
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10lb bag of protein powder is 80bucks and will last u a month, milk will run u 5 dollars a week, you can buy a 100 vitamin pills for a couple hamiltons, and then ur set for over a month
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Learn to barter with purestrain gold
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you can buy houses in detroit for like $100 why not do that
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You know those muffin stumps that are left after people only eat the tops of the muffin. Yeah, don't eat those.
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to pof the muffin to you
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FUCK
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin_top