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#202
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Takes a cat to stop a cat. Try telling your mother "no. no. no no no no no no no no nononono" in the only language she can understand, now.
#203
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tight pants...jesus christ
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#205
Goldgelbes Löwenäffchen
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discipline posted:

my mom always, without fail, will turn to me after "o don piano" and say, oh khammy, What's tge next part? Why ee eye ee eye..? & I have to say why I eyes ya or else she gets louder hahahahahah


i love your mom

#206
objekt-a.tumblr.com
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Moms. Cats. Skinny Jeans. Any questions?
#207
objekt-a.tumblr.com
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discipline posted:

tpaine my mom won't stop doing impressions of the long johnson cat in public, and even last night we were having dinner with a lady who is helping me find a job and she drank a bottle of wine and started mewling OOOOHHHH DON PIANOOO WHY EI EYE EI EY OHHHH, basically my mother OWNS



ur mom sounds like my mom. we should have a mom meet. tHE r H i z z o n E mOM Meet 2k13 feat Don Piano and ALLEN! ALLEN! ALLEN!

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#209
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Crow posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

lol EO literally the only difference between you and Lena Dunham is that she couldn't fit in those jeans

woah, sexism, homophobia, classism, and fatphobia all rolled up into one class act. Put that on the barbie



#210
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#211
Kurdt
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wanna meet that Mom
#212
Kurdt
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get her an account imo
#213
Kurdt
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make her a mod
#214
Kurdt
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show her how to reboot the Bad Gateway
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Kurdt
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lets make this happen
#216
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Get peenworms son on here to debate discipline's mother on the topic of which memes are good and which ones are not as good
#217
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Amazing! Cat yells out "OH DON PIANO" for all to hear!

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Kurdt
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#219
hi
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mt.real
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peepaw posted:

Crow posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

lol EO literally the only difference between you and Lena Dunham is that she couldn't fit in those jeans

woah, sexism, homophobia, classism, and fatphobia all rolled up into one class act. Put that on the barbie



after 15 years of being on the internet it's really something when a picture actually makes me stop and stare, and it's never the ones i would have guessed to do that. why is nutella face so mesmerizing. i am staring into the abyss

#222
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damn u were born way back in 1995??? whaaaaaat??? u old as fuk drwhat
#223
Nippon
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#225
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in my pants
#226
FLAWDA
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lets make this forum a family friendly forum by inviting all our family members to post
#227
Dont Mess With Sucess
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shermanstick posted:

lets make this forum a family friendly forum by inviting all our family members to post

It already is and they already do.... son.

#228
political car tune
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drwhat posted:

peepaw posted:

Crow posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

lol EO literally the only difference between you and Lena Dunham is that she couldn't fit in those jeans

woah, sexism, homophobia, classism, and fatphobia all rolled up into one class act. Put that on the barbie

after 15 years of being on the internet it's really something when a picture actually makes me stop and stare, and it's never the ones i would have guessed to do that. why is nutella face so mesmerizing. i am staring into the abyss



its because her eye color matches the nutella color

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i think its bc she has nutella on as blackface
#230
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it could be a dude too you know. but tbh all nutella faced people look the same to me.
#231
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Look I need some honest feedback on a marketing idea I came up with. Basically a bunch of americans wanted an idea to make them rich, and one day it just clicked: dog cat food and cat dog food. Traditional enemies eating one another; it is brilliant, even the hint of such a novel product would get interview offers from cnn and oprah reilly and that guy from nbc that catches people being naughty.

Yet, when I floated this idea, they were shocked. I think it is just some sort of cultural defect in american society, I don't know. This forum is far more cosmopolitan and refined, though, so please let me know if you want to fund my kickstarter.
#232
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drwhat posted:

peepaw posted:

Crow posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

lol EO literally the only difference between you and Lena Dunham is that she couldn't fit in those jeans

woah, sexism, homophobia, classism, and fatphobia all rolled up into one class act. Put that on the barbie

after 15 years of being on the internet it's really something when a picture actually makes me stop and stare, and it's never the ones i would have guessed to do that. why is nutella face so mesmerizing. i am staring into the abyss



its because its fucking wierd and it tries to be cute.

#233
Kurdt
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you are
#234
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Brezhnev was kind of cute
#235
Kurdt
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dont blaspheme
#236
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i meant no disrespect

he just has class

working class
#237
Online
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It's so cold, ladies and gendermen, it's so cold that today I saw a Democrat try to marry a space heater!
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#240
Kurdt
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Lykourgos posted:

Look I need some honest feedback on a marketing idea I came up with. Basically a bunch of americans wanted an idea to make them rich, and one day it just clicked: dog cat food and cat dog food. Traditional enemies eating one another; it is brilliant, even the hint of such a novel product would get interview offers from cnn and oprah reilly and that guy from nbc that catches people being naughty.

Yet, when I floated this idea, they were shocked. I think it is just some sort of cultural defect in american society, I don't know. This forum is far more cosmopolitan and refined, though, so please let me know if you want to fund my kickstarter.