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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

inexorably



oooh fancy word, you learn that at Oxbridge ya big poof?

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

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stop hiding the truth!

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

how can you hate seinfeld what is wrong with you

i find the characters objectionable and uninteresting

lol

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gyrofry posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

how can you hate seinfeld what is wrong with you

i find the characters objectionable and uninteresting

lol



honestly the closest show to it is sex and the city

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yea i gotta agree w/ dru, iwc appears to have read at lest one book. the blood of albion yet survives the crude antipodean heat.
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I say aw shucks, yall, and sweet tea all the dang ole time
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i say chehcawgo, chehcawgo
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hey i got a gun let's go to a broadway show
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tpaine posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

how can you hate seinfeld what is wrong with you

i find the characters objectionable and uninteresting

the characters are objectionable and uninteresting, its the best show ever though



there was a thread on the AV club awhile ago wherein people were debating who the "worst" member of the seinfeld gang was. a hilarious amount of people said it was kramer because he was "irresponsible" or "immature" or something. i was surprised that only one person got the right answer, which is jerry, correctly identifying him as "the moral black hole at the center of the show's universe". i wish i had saved that post, i've searched for it twice and never found it.

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actually its elaine because she has 'girl parts'
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i had an idea for a graphic novel where newman and dennis nedry from jurassic park turn out to be the same character - it starts with newman/nedry getting the barbasol can for the dinosaur embryos from that skeezy guy, but they're at lunch in new york, and they get interrupted by jerry as he walks by and comes up to their table so he and newman can glower at each other. later kramer goes to newman's apartment to shave, where he discovers the false can of shaving cream. he runs upstairs to tell jerry that newman is up to something and he doesn't like it. eventually the entire gang has to go to jurassic park to stop newman/nedry from sabotaging the whole enterprise. i wrote out the first few scenes but drawing graphic novels isn't really my thing.

*ha ha ha, you didn't say the magic word. ha ha ha*
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*Hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends!*
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tpaine posted:

i can picture him playing a flute or piccolo and dancing around as armageddon takes place



uh take this shit back to Der Sturmer dude

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http://seinfelt.tumblr.com/
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New york citie, where muder is legal.
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swampman posted:

New york citie, where muder is legal.



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BUMP.. ITS THE JEWISH SIREN
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tpaine posted:

jerry is pretty gleefully amoral, you get the sense that he finds people suffering to be hilarious. i can picture him playing a flute or piccolo and dancing around as armageddon takes place and people are wailing and crying and he just shrugs his shoulders and keeps playing his merry tune, and that is why the show rules



http://seinfelt.tumblr.com/post/39664356860/the-new-york-post

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Crow posted:

tpaine posted:

jerry is pretty gleefully amoral, you get the sense that he finds people suffering to be hilarious. i can picture him playing a flute or piccolo and dancing around as armageddon takes place and people are wailing and crying and he just shrugs his shoulders and keeps playing his merry tune, and that is why the show rules

http://seinfelt.tumblr.com/post/39664356860/the-new-york-post

Goddamn... this post fucking touched me.

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Bump.
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nice floor. is that oak??
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its gore-tex
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kinch posted:

nice floor. is that oak??

Its white maple, my mop is on the fritz

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Haha look at him catch that little chicken lol
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lmao I thought the toothpicks thing was a joke
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stegosaurus posted:

lmao I thought the toothpicks thing was a joke

Art is possible in 2013