can't wait for the epic christmas bonus
my boss described it as "we drank, did drugs, sucked, fucked" and i was kind of caught off guard by the "sucked" part of it
tpaine posted:YEAH!!! LETS GET FUCKIN JOBS!!! IM FUCKIN FIRED UP TO GO OUT THERE AND MAKE A LIVING AS A RESPONSIBLE AND MATURE MEMBER OF THE AMERICAN WORKFORCE, CONTRIBUTING DILIGENTLY AND PERSISTENTLY TO THE SMOOTH OPERATION OF THE AMERICAN ECONOMY, WHETHER ITS THE SERVICE, MANUFACTURING, OR OTHER SECTOR!!! FUCKING HELL YES, WE ARE GONNA GET MOTHERFUCKING JOBS PEOPLE!!! BELIEVE IT!!! SET THOSE ALARMS, DRINK YOUR COFFEE AND OR RED BULL, AND GET OUT THERE AND GET SHIT THE FUCK DONE!!! YEEAAAHHH!!!!
thanks mick romney
stegosaurus posted:Utah is like honorary south
yo ima be in Utah in february
tpaine posted:YEAH!!! LETS GET FUCKIN JOBS!!! IM FUCKIN FIRED UP TO GO OUT THERE AND MAKE A LIVING AS A RESPONSIBLE AND MATURE MEMBER OF THE AMERICAN WORKFORCE, CONTRIBUTING DILIGENTLY AND PERSISTENTLY TO THE SMOOTH OPERATION OF THE AMERICAN ECONOMY, WHETHER ITS THE SERVICE, MANUFACTURING, OR OTHER SECTOR!!! FUCKING HELL YES, WE ARE GONNA GET MOTHERFUCKING JOBS PEOPLE!!! BELIEVE IT!!! SET THOSE ALARMS, DRINK YOUR COFFEE AND OR RED BULL, AND GET OUT THERE AND GET SHIT THE FUCK DONE!!! YEEAAAHHH!!!!
personally im committed to full modernity + full communism + positioning myself as a leader of tomorrow
ggw posted:This is a pretty convincing argument imo
Doctors vs. Guns U.S. Statistics:
Number of physicians in the US = 700,000
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year =120,000
Accidental deaths per physician = 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)
Number of gun owners in the US = 80,000,000
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) =1,500
Accidental deaths per gun owner = 0.0000188 (U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms)
Therefore, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
So now what? Ban doctors? Oh wait, Obamacare will fix all that.
american doctors are basically the worst, though, so there is that
Ironicwarcriminal posted:stegosaurus posted:Utah is like honorary south
yo ima be in Utah in february
why
tell the LDS to lock up their daughters or ima marry all of them
i heard the beer thing. Am i gonna have to take shit from LA if i want to drink Jack Daniels and stuff
also it is entirely socially acceptable for australians to be drunk everywhere in north america so go for it. have the jack daniels on an iv
Ironicwarcriminal posted:Well yeah obviously that wasn’t even in question…...canada last year we went through customs in Calgary already trashed and on valium and they looked at us dirty but let us in.....might save the weed smokin’ for Colorado this time tho
you were in calgary? damn. shoulda met up. me and my friends absolutely hate australians. we take every single opportunity to make australian visitors as uncomfortable as possible. you woulda had a blast
i think thats why so many aussies love coming to calgary/banff. cause calgarians are so dumb and boring that they just mesh so perfectly with each other.
hey posted:my brother-in-law was telling me how he was on a camping trip with a bunch of people and there was one australian there. the australian nailed a 2x4 to a tree so he could hang things from it. everyone was in so much awe of his ingenuity that they spent the rest of the camping trip commenting on what amazing idea that was and how he's such a good outdoorsmen.
i think thats why so many aussies love coming to calgary/banff. cause calgarians are so dumb and boring that they just mesh so perfectly with each other.
your brother in law is a fucking retarded
anyway, oing to look for a job today, wish me luck that i dont find one
Superabound posted:anyway, oing to look for a job today,
lol it automatically tries to parse "i m g" even when its not in brackets. maybe one of you would hire me to fix your shitty forums software?
hey posted:Ironicwarcriminal posted:
Well yeah obviously that wasn’t even in question…...canada last year we went through customs in Calgary already trashed and on valium and they looked at us dirty but let us in.....might save the weed smokin’ for Colorado this time tho
you were in calgary? damn. shoulda met up. me and my friends absolutely hate australians. we take every single opportunity to make australian visitors as uncomfortable as possible. you woulda had a blast
Canadians are pretty damn boring.......we kept getting dirty looks for being too "loud" in restaurants and stuff and it's like shut up 'eh Wally, i'm drunk
*if you don't eat inordinate quantities or concern yourself that much with the taste. it's fuel for more rewarding activities. eat to live, don't live to eat.
littlegreenpills posted:they should add that label to every piece of kitchen equipment. if you can or do cook you spend too much time thinking about food and basically are a fat cripple addict sorry
u r an idiot