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*** CHILDREN *** *** POWERBALL TOTAL FRAUD ***

Rigged Megamillions & Euromillions - the incredible 8 year old story that any 8 year old child can immediately get

Now 8 years, since it was first exposed by Matt Marriott in 2004

1. Pick from computer a combination nobody picked.

2. Mix cuts of balls spinning around in the "wheel of fortune" with the cut of each ball part of the "winning" pick coming to a stop at the end of the tube.
What the cut does not show: somebody dropped the ball by hand on that tube.

Background music and the TV presentator with an angelic face repeating that "it is all under control" is all it takes to convince the human cattle that the ball spinning in the wheel is the same ball rolling down the exit tube...

As of today, as for the very last eight years of Illuminati End Times, angelic Google returns the TRUTH as #1

google
lottery for dummies blogspot.com
http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&q=lottery-for-dummies

Laws of End Times
http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&q=Laws+of+End+Times
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Online
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i don't usually buy powerball tickets because the jackpot only starts at $40,000,000. but now that the jackpot is $500,000,000 they've finally got my attention
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gambling anywhere other than an indian casino is racist hth
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Someone at work spent $100 in tickets so her family can have an entertaining evening waiting to see if they win.
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Kurdt
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drivel of drunken hags
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Government sanctioned gambling is bad but I don't begrudge those who would like to win as counterrevolutionary vapid asshats or whatever
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Nippon
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its cool how lottery winners usually end up penniless because they are retards
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if i won the lottery i woudl actively just try to go on the longest possible drug binge until i ODed because thats probably the onyl way the money wouldnt turn me into a shite person.
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the lottery is a good thing because without it education systems would be even poorer than they are now
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TG posted:

the lottery is a good thing because without it education systems would be even poorer than they are now


agreed. we should stop funding schools with tax payer dollars and let them solely rely on the lottery system.

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when you think about it, the lottery is the only tax that some of these poors pay at all
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if i won the lottery i would setup a trust fund that would give gender reassignment surgeries to lf and wddp posters - even those who aren't trans :twistered:
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this is my gift to you, for years of exemplary posting: a pair of 36 double d implants.
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I went hunting a month ago in southwest missouri in the Ozarks and i swear all these poor scrubs just crowd up in the bars, drinking shitty grain alcohol whiskey, smoking reds, and playing this dumb lottery numbers game on the TV called Kino and buy absurd amounts of scratch offs.
And they were obsessed with Big Foot. They all had a story of seeing a big foot or knew someone who saw one.
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bb bourgeoisie
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"ozark as fuck"
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~ fart ~

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if I one the lottery, I would spend all my #Winning on

-Sent from my iPhone
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ggw posted:

TG posted:

the lottery is a good thing because without it education systems would be even poorer than they are now

agreed. we should stop funding schools with tax payer dollars and let them solely rely on the lottery system.



in florida we passed the lottery in the early 90s iirc with the intention that it would bring additional dollars into the school system but instead the lottery has been used as one of the main funding sources for education because the state has to constantly pull money from education to make up for stupid fucking shortfalls. the state is required to finish each fiscal year with a balanced budget, which the voters were stupid enough to vote into the state constitution so every spring its a scramble to find money and usually education suffers

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Florida owns and i wish Rick Scott would become king of Florida.
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shermanstick posted:

ggw posted:

TG posted:

the lottery is a good thing because without it education systems would be even poorer than they are now

agreed. we should stop funding schools with tax payer dollars and let them solely rely on the lottery system.

in florida we passed the lottery in the early 90s iirc with the intention that it would bring additional dollars into the school system but instead the lottery has been used as one of the main funding sources for education because the state has to constantly pull money from education to make up for stupid fucking shortfalls. the state is required to finish each fiscal year with a balanced budget, which the voters were stupid enough to vote into the state constitution so every spring its a scramble to find money and usually education suffers



-the wire

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AmericanNazbro posted:

if i won the lottery i would setup a trust fund that would give gender reassignment surgeries to lf and wddp posters - even those who aren't trans :twistered:



Hell, I'm not trans, but who's gonna turn down FREE surgery?? Not this guy.

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i just want everyone to be beautiful and feel beautiful
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It pains me whenever I see on the left arguments made from morality, punishing the supposedly wicked, even more than when the right does it. Medicare is popular because it's universal, don't destroy that strength.
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whoops. sry. AT&T bad covrage. I would spend all my booty on a Certified Stalin Life Coach. yes Stalin, I don't like the way he's lookin at me too. Stalin: Ina old video game voice: PRUGE HIM! ok Stalin that seems alittle harsh but of you say so.

-Sent from my iPhone
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replace the economy and all society with the lottery of babylon imo
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if i win the powerball i'll take out a 30 second super bowl commercial and just read a getfiscal post followed by "God is real"
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28 Apr 1997 Lottery millionaire Michael Allen is bludgeoned to death in a Lewiston, Maine motel room.

22 May 1999 Billie Bob Harrell, Jr. commits suicide. In June 1997, Harrell won $31 million in the Texas state lottery.

4 Sep 2001 Patrick Collier randomly wins $1 million at a McDonald's in Holly Hill, Florida. "I'm getting a Harley and a couple of houses." Two weeks later, Collier is arrested for allegedly choking and punching his fiancee in the face.

19 Dec 2001 British lottery millionaire Phil Kitchen is found dead on his couch. Kitchen had apparently drunk himself to death (whiskey).

11 Jul 2002 British lottery winner Dennis Elwell dies at work, shortly after telling a coworker that he had drunk cyanide.

21 Apr 2003 $25 million lottery winner Richard Krenzer is stabbed six times by Randall Hillyard and his son at the Swillburg Stop Bar & Grill outside Rochester, NY.

29 Jun 2003 Lottery millionaire Jody Lee Taylor is arrested in Collinsville, Virginia for attempting to run over a sheriff's deputy. On the night of his arrest, Taylor was driving naked down the wrong side of U.S. Route 58 with his headlights off.

5 Aug 2003 After lottery millionaire Jack Whittaker passes out in a West Virginia strip bar, a burglar steals his briefcase containing $545,000 in negotiable bonds. The money is located in a trash dumpster the next morning.

13 Sep 2003 The London Telegraph reports that 16-year-old British lottery millionaire Callie Rogers has lost her boyfriend, fought with her father, been mugged, and been accused of stealing someone's man. "Some days I don't even want to leave my house because people just scream abuse at me. Two months ago I thought I was the luckiest teenager in Britain. But today I can say I have never felt so miserable."

15 Sep 2003 In his Egg Harbor Township, New Jersey home, lottery millionaire Oscar Cordoba repeatedly stabs his wife and her mother with a kitchen knife, killing the mother-in-law.

17 Oct 2003 In a program entitled Living with the Lottery Lout, ITV1 reports that British lottery millionaire Michael Carroll has completely alienated his neighbors in Swaffham, Norfolk by periodically staging loud, impromptu demolition derbies on his property.

18 Nov 2003 An English court issues a bench warrant for lottery millionaire Satish Patel, charged with defrauding the government for three years' worth of unemployment claims.

6 Jan 2004 After getting banned from Billy Sundays Bar and Grill in St Albans, West Virginia, lottery winner Jack Whittaker reportedly threatens to have the manager and his family killed.

20 Jan 2004 Lottery winner Jack Whittaker reports that shortly after dawn, somebody broke into his SUV in Scott Depot, West Virginia and stole a bag containing $100,000 cash.

25 Jan 2004 Lottery winner Jack Whittaker is arrested for drunk driving in Nitro, West Virginia. Police allege the millionaire blew a .190 blood alcohol on the breathalyzer.

Apr 2004 A judge rules that broke Virginia lottery millionaire Suzanne Mullins owes $154,146.50 to the People's Lottery Foundation, a Florida lending institution specializing in loans to lottery winners.

26 Jun 2004 At his Longmont, Colorado home, state lottery millionaire Kevin Lee Sutton allegedly shoots Cristobal Lopez in the head with a .22 caliber pistol. Lopez survives and Sutton is later charged with attempted murder.

20 Jul 2004 In Minneapolis, MN, lottery millionaire Victoria A. Zell reportedly crashes her SUV into a truck on the way home from a bar, killing passenger Joshua Schmidt and paralyzing Amity Dimock from the waist down.

7 Aug 2004 Incarcerated serial rapist Iorworth "deadken" Hoare wins $12.9 million in the British lottery.

13 Aug 2004 The nonprofit group Equine Protection of North America files suit against New Hampshire lottery millionaire Mary Ellen Sanderson for failure to deliver on an alleged $70,000 annual donation pledge.

24 Aug 2004 An Arizona bird refuge, The Oasis Sanctuary, files suit against New Hampshire lottery millionaires Mary Ellen Sanderson and former husband Jason Sanderson for failure to deliver on an alleged $100,000 annual donation pledge.

Sep 2004 Minnesota lottery millionaire Victoria A. Zell is arrested for having allegedly violated the terms of her bail and possessing 0.7 grams of methamphetamine. Zell had also reportedly wired $500,000 to a Canadian bank.

10 Oct 2004 Seattle police officers shoot California lottery millionaire Rick Camat to death in a parking lot near Qwest Field. Officers claim that Camat refused to drop his pistol, but Camat's brother claims the cops give him no instructions to do so.

2 Oct 2005 Having spent his $10 million prize in just seven years, Winnipeg lottery winner Gerald Muswagon hangs himself. Notable events in his monied spree include a high-speed chase in 2000 and a sexual assault arrest in 2002.

28 Oct 2005 Million dollar jackpot winner Christina Goodenow is arrested after Oregon police discover that she had purchased the winning ticket with a credit card stolen from her dead mother-in-law. Police searching her home discover her stash of methamphetamine, but find no trace of her first $33,500 installment.

15 Jan 2006 Bankrupt ex-lottery millionaire William "Bud" Post III dies of respiratory failure in Seneca, Pennsylvania. Post had won $16.2 million in the Pennsylvania lottery on February 24, 1988. From a 1993 interview: "Everybody dreams of winning money, but nobody realizes the nightmares that come out of the woodwork, or the problems."
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lotteries are pretty cool when youre the one throwing the stones. just my $0.02.
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a Florida lending institution specializing in loans to lottery winners.


lmao

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Dont Mess With Sucess
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if i won i would keep 2 million for me, i would give 1 million to my brother and put 1 million in trust for his baby, the rest, idk, havent thought about it
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if i won, i would put it all in a bank account and retire on the interest.
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but i wouldn't win bc i'm not going to by a lottery ticket bc i understand math.
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those blurbs of past lottery winners are supposed to convey a certain sadness but actually those guys probably had a blast at some point and felt the highs and lows of life before dying in a quick manner. what more could you ask for?
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Cycloneboy posted:

but i wouldn't win bc i'm not going to by a lottery ticket bc i understand math.

sad

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animedad posted:

those blurbs of past lottery winners are supposed to convey a certain sadness but actually those guys probably had a blast at some point and felt the highs and lows of life before dying in a quick manner. what more could you ask for?

its such a brutal demonstration of how little control you have even over your own success, that there really isnt very much happiness a lot of the time

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ggw posted:

I went hunting a month ago in southwest missouri in the Ozarks and i swear all these poor scrubs just crowd up in the bars, drinking shitty grain alcohol whiskey, smoking reds, and playing this dumb lottery numbers game on the TV called Kino and buy absurd amounts of scratch offs.
And they were obsessed with Big Foot. They all had a story of seeing a big foot or knew someone who saw one.



All this shit youre saying is actually PUA

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is that why you are so mean to me crow? negging me to set up for some early kino when we meet irl??
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penitent
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Egg Harbor Township
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deadken posted:

Egg Harbor Township


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