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snipe
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i will buy your books johny boy, but asking for them to be read is asking too much. the price: too high. i cannot agree to a journey thgrough the mind of david foster wallace bereft of trigger warnings for haughty cou'ture. i am too fragile. i am an egg shell of a human being.
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tpaine posted:

oi, a chav fancied me bean n he nicked it



Oi, a lout nicked me paperback

#46
my girlfriend is a rape-negativist so i have to read your book on the sly
#47
also she was making fun of you irl at a dinner party on the east coast and someone actually knew who you are
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camera_obscura posted:

also she was making fun of you irl at a dinner party on the east coast and someone actually knew who you are



hrrrmmm ummmm errrr uhhhhh

#49
name dropping at a dinner party? hoo boy, hold me back
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#52
perhaps you are familiar with noted posteur tpaine? no? well, he'll probably go mainstream a couple years from now
#53
basically what i am saying is christy is the zeitgeist
#54
Speaking of turkeys: have you heard about this joker, John "Pete-petey" Christy? Had the chance to write a novel posing the question of injustice behind bradley manning's indefinite detention, instead he writes a fanfiction about a 16 year old girl's facebook escapades?! I'm so disappointed - However, the sexy scenes in the book were Very Nice. I like.
#55
would have given this book five stars but the sex was too heteronormative, gave it four instead
#56
okay gotta run but the word on the street is that our author uses morphine hope this helps
#57

camera_obscura posted:

okay gotta run but the word on the street is that our author uses morphine hope this helps


holy shit

#58
please don't dopeshame
#59

camera_obscura posted:

okay gotta run but the word on the street is that our author uses morphine hope this helps



dude, john's straight edge. i don't know where you get your information but it's completely inaccurate. he's a straight edge vegan who grew up on a farm in idaho and then moved to chicago to pursue his true life's passion: freestyle performance street art, or miming as it's known disparagingly.

#60
just keep it up, keep spreading falsehoods about my good friend john "o'doyle rules" christy. Real funny. let's see who's laughing when you're stuck in ifap and your assignment is to take pictures of your dinner. fucker.
#61
he does use morphine i snorted some w/ him last weekend
#62
what are cha'll talkin about
#63
Okay well I think it is safe to say I have ridden this coincidence for all it is worth, see you next thread
#64

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

he does use morphine i snorted some w/ him last weekend



I knew he was anti-establishment but... morphine? Crazy. Here I thought he was a rational atheist marxist whose actions followed sound path of scientific reasoning with careful analysis of the risks involved in doing such a hardcore drug like that. Just when you think you know a person and what they stand for, they turn out to be the complete opposite!

#65
"did you already kill a whole six pack?" - john christy, to me as we were pregaming before we went to 2way
#66
"OH YOURE A QUIET MOFUCKA HUH???" - me, to animedad at 2way
#67
did you kiss him drew? did you grasp his exquisitely firm pecs and delts? it's like biting a lightbulb still in the socket, isn't it? the filament exposed, sending 150 watts of electricity coursing through your body, all the while shards of glass rout your gums and the blood mixing with a cool hint of menthol. amazing and not even gay.
#68
i kissed animedad but not impper
#69
*scribbles in journal under section "lifelong regrets" entry #84 - Did not Kiss Impper written below entry #83 - accepting dare to eat poprocks and drink coca-cola while doing headstand. Flew too close to sun*
#70

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

"did you already kill a whole six pack?" - john christy, to me as we were pregaming before we went to 2way



you don't scare me bro

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tpaine posted:

i do morphine too, but i'm an 85 year old hospice resident and it helps me breathe



"OH YOURE A QUIET MOFUCKA HUH???" *throws up in your bedpan*

#73

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

i kissed animedad but not impper


it's sad that kissing is a sign of the ghey and not of brotherhood in this degenerate atomized society

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#76

Leftist loser (redundent) writes a rape book, complains how he can't find a job because hes anti establishment. Joins Occupy protests.

Would read again.
#77
all books are rape
#78

discipline posted:

aren't you like a literal giant dru? I knew this crack addict who was over 7 feet tall and having a six pack was just nothing at all



they were tall boys but yea i drink A Lot and i'm Large

#79
6 foot 7?

i've found salties in little Shane's cot that were bigger than that
#80
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A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it

Excerpt

"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said