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http://www.amazon.com/A-French-Book-ebook/dp/B00A8STPQO/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1353189877&sr=1-1



At the height of the terror, a young French aristocrat evades the guillotine by preying on the Jacobins' ideals, sentiments, and prejudices. He constructs his own biography three times, for three separate judges--each time, the truth of his past and his circumstances comes closer to entrapping him. A French Book proceeds entirely in speech and is set in two dungeons and an office.

i give's away copie's too if you want them, just PM me. this is kindle shyT, paperback soon enough. all's i ask if u ask me to give u the book and you actually read it, please leave review. thanks scumbags
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i just bought fuck and destroy, with money i made scrubbing shit out of pants at the cleaners. although i didn't have to soil my hands by touch ing money at all in the transaction. cheers, looking forward to *opens book* wow the rape is already happening
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my cat just took a shit in the bathtub. i can hear her trying to bury it.
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Hi And welcome to Rhizzone! Hope you enjoy your stay in the Place for Thinkin on the Net! We'll Get to your Book after T'Paine's House of 'Paine Wraps Up
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its actually called a french book. im gonna buy the paperback if you'd be so kind as to pm me the file, i was just gonna w8 for a free weekend for the kindle vsn anyway #freeloader
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Online
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i dont have a kindle so ill wait on paperback. thanks for the bean pdf i just bought it on paperback as well. bean is good
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btw is this french story at all related to that short french story you posted in wddp awhile bakc?
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give me your book, for free. I don't have a kindle so give me a free paperback copy. I dont want to pay for the shipping. Thanks.
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In return you may read my tweets, 100% free of charge at your own leisure and discretion with only a few paid advertisements for pepsi cola and modern warfare 4.
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last nite i met impper and he just made out w/ a chick the whole time
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whats with all the 3/4 marks in the preview j.r.r. christy
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

last nite i met impper and he just made out w/ a chick the whole time

Did you make out with impper

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tpaine posted:

Crow posted:

Hi And welcome to Rhizzone! Hope you enjoy your stay in the Place for Thinkin on the Net! We'll Get to your Book after T'Paine's House of 'Paine Wraps Up

this was actually an account name i used when i was permabanned. no one could ever care about this fact.



http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3466426&perpage=40&pagenumber=397#post409658894

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Crow posted:

Sorry to vent here, but I'm close to making an e/n thread about how terrible Sony is. Two weeks ago Sony banned my account because they think my email address belongs to a sex offender. I've sent several emails and called support but I never get a response and support refuses to help me over the phone. I sent a letter to their legal department a few days ago. Any idea why Sony feels the need to screw me over, or what I can do to make them talk to me? It would be so easy to prove that I'm not a sex offender.

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the kindle/kindle preview doesnt handle dashes exactly right so it does 3/4
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ilmdge posted:

btw is this french story at all related to that short french story you posted in wddp awhile bakc?

yeah, it's way improved and an actual novel

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nope
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mt.real
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i had not believed any of these were actual books until today when i clicked on the preview of fuck & destroy and there were actual words. weird
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mt.real
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also i read the reviews and now i can't stop humming i ain't no houellebecq girl to myself
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remember everyone: 4 stars at most

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Online
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Who are the cousins in your sig, tent?
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Poronto
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impper i will buy your book and put a review of it if you buy mine and put a review of it when it comes out when i finish it
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Georgia
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lol who publishes your shit and how are they still in business
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it's 2012 brah
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Stalin posted:

lol who publishes your shit and how are they still in business

http://www.amphetamine-press.com/

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ilmdge posted:

Stalin posted:
lol who publishes your shit and how are they still in business
http://www.amphetamine-press.com/



awesome so you drove imp per company out of business. score 1 for the 'zone

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jiggago
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i like it muchly so far
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ilmdge posted:

Who are the cousins in your sig, tent?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Darwin

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clanzy posted:

i like it muchly so far

thx brough

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Amazon's "Customers also viewed" section for Impper's books are great
http://www.amazon.com/Forced-Awakening-Fucked-Trilogy-ebook/dp/B0080HY29A/ref=pd_sim_kstore_5
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I remember looking at fuck and destroy's recommended books a while back and one of the books was a cookbook on making some really goony type of cakes. I wish I could remember what it was cuz it was HILARIOUS.
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My copy of Bean was stolen

My copy of Bean was stolen. I ordered it from Amazon and the delivery guy called me while I was on my way home from work because he couldn't get into my apartment. I told him to leave it outside because I'd be home in 15 minutes, but when I got home it was gone. Some smug bastard is probably leaning back reading it up right now.

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I'm sorry dude. I did leave it more or less in the sidewalk so I'm sorry if it was too conspicuous. I also called my man and had him swing by five minutes later and steal it since on the phone you sounded like the kind of guy who would be buying electronics and it was a small box. I was like, cha Ching baby, but I got burned.
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stegosaurus posted:

I'm sorry dude. I did leave it more or less in the sidewalk so I'm sorry if it was too conspicuous. I also called my man and had him swing by five minutes later and steal it since on the phone you sounded like the kind of guy who would be buying electronics and it was a small box. I was like, cha Ching baby, but I got burned.