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tpaine posted:

deadken posted:
how come students in america all go home for the weekend. whats up with that

we all want to die, secretly and not so secretly. that informs everything we do ken.



then how come almost nobody smokes

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drooling goons one one side, frothing wddps on the other....... perhaps the answer...... is in the middle?.........
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deadken posted:

tpaine posted:

deadken posted:
how come students in america all go home for the weekend. whats up with that

we all want to die, secretly and not so secretly. that informs everything we do ken.

then how come almost nobody smokes



people don't wanna leave a corpse with yucky yellow teeth

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deadken posted:
drooling goons one one side, frothing wddps on the other....... perhaps the answer...... is in the middle?.........

dialectic

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i dont want to die. i want to live, forever, and thats exactly what i'm going to do. i will smoke so many cigarettes i become immortal.
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im smoking rollies.
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erry time i roll up a cigarette americans are all 'whoa how do you do that' and then 5 mins later i refer to it as a fag and lose most of my previously accumulated cred. its an unending cycle from which i will never break free and im ok with that
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do you party with high schoolers ken
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i dont think so no.
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altho i was chillin w/ some dudes from one of my classes and i was like 'you want to get a pint or something' and they were all 'nah we're 19' and i was like o___O
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you should its great. you get older but they stay the same age. *poos in diaper*
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deadken posted:
altho i was chillin w/ some dudes from one of my classes and i was like 'you want to get a pint or something' and they were all 'nah we're 19' and i was like o___O



lol

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i dont think there are any high school parties nearby. i live across the road from 3 frat houses though and theyre functionally the same i think
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most girls at frat parties are in high school tho
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deadken posted:
i dont think there are any high school parties nearby. i live across the road from 3 frat houses though and theyre functionally the same i think



ya thats basically what i meant haha

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how old are you ken
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its weird house parties in the uk are all binliners on the floor and djs and wasted people runnin about giving people drugs and orgiastic writhings in the stairwells and two people in a corner trying to get off while simultaneously being on too much ketamine to aim for each others faces with anything close to accuracy. whereas in america its one dude shouting PARTY really loudly while some other dudes play beer pong, the most boring way of getting drunk ever devised
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babyfinland posted:
how old are you ken



22. im babby

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tpaine posted:
deaken do you go whaling with your mates



Yes.

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deadken posted:
its weird house parties in the uk are all binliners on the floor and djs and wasted people runnin about giving people drugs and orgiastic writhings in the stairwells and two people in a corner trying to get off while simultaneously being on too much ketamine to aim for each others faces with anything close to accuracy. whereas in america its one dude shouting PARTY really loudly while some other dudes play beer pong, the most boring way of getting drunk ever devised



comparing apples and losers imo

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tpaine posted:
hahah roight! fookin', i'm talkin', fookin, biro. twatted up coont...shite. a twat



ive got some aubergines in me lorry.

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why couldnt britons have all died blue-faced and dysenteric, why couldnt the romans have brought some sort of disease from the east and wiped them all out , why God why
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stalin
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discipline posted:
let's discuss the topic you got banned for ken. I will discuss the material conditions surrounding the commodification of female sexuality without getting upset and yelling when I can't understand your big words. make a thread about it and I will slap it on the front page.



cba i only made those posts to see if people would get mad at reasonable words if it was me saying them. and welp

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i didnt get banned or nuffink tho i just got a bunch of really weird pms from dinosaur avatar girl
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whats that girl look like irl. buff or ruff. haha get it im OBJECTIFYING WOMEN on the INTERNET
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an adult revert to shitting herself
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diaper babie adult. frolic & play/ in a weird & gross way
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apparently she has weird drama w/ mec and dilettante? lets get all helldump up in dis bitch