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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3429140
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lol $510 a day to walk dogs in iraq
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I'd love to be an officer and write War Theory Reports for indignant crew cutted dudes
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why yes i would love to become employed in your demonstrably murderous and racist mercenary organization that is openly robbing the taxpayer. you see i feel that a lesser-paying job or taking on student loans like 99% of the ignorant peons in my class is beneath me. please prepare to shower me with apologetics about my poverty while i, an able-bodied heterosexual white male from a middle class background, pull down two hundred grand to blow human beings apart for the crime of disliking me. i'm a victim of oppression you see
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Troop Hate Is Dumb
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you might as well hate workers for producing the commodities that capitalism depends on
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one might as well hate volunteer murderers for the crime of killing poor people for money
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goatsteins totally arbitrary appeal to morality on the subject of Teh Troopery is transparent dont you agree
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deadken posted:
you might as well hate workers for producing the commodities that capitalism depends on



maoism third worldism

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what the hell is FMV
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full motion video? what the hell? like drones?
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babyfinland posted:
goatsteins totally arbitrary appeal to morality on the subject of Teh Troopery is transparent dont you agree



mayhaps my range of morality is more finely calibrated e.g. i feel no particular reason to get outraged about some goon making misogynist jokes on the internet but at the same time think that hired killers responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands and uncritically venerated by society is a matter deserving of my attention. or it could be transparent pathology. what man can know

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mangosteen posted:

babyfinland posted:
goatsteins totally arbitrary appeal to morality on the subject of Teh Troopery is transparent dont you agree

mayhaps my range of morality is more finely calibrated e.g. i feel no particular reason to get outraged about some goon making misogynist jokes on the internet but at the same time think that hired killers responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands and uncritically venerated by society is a matter deserving of my attention. or it could be transparent pathology. what man can know



you are pro capitalism arent you

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troops are not heroes, neither are they psychotic vermin. they are men, and as such we must love them, even as our bayonet slides between their ribs
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sorry about your delirious anthrophilia i guess but i feel no particular reflexive emotion towards an organism just because it happened to pop out of a vagina of roughly of the same configuration as the one i did
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babyfinland posted:

mangosteen posted:

babyfinland posted:
goatsteins totally arbitrary appeal to morality on the subject of Teh Troopery is transparent dont you agree

mayhaps my range of morality is more finely calibrated e.g. i feel no particular reason to get outraged about some goon making misogynist jokes on the internet but at the same time think that hired killers responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands and uncritically venerated by society is a matter deserving of my attention. or it could be transparent pathology. what man can know

you are pro capitalism arent you



i'm socialest

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mangosteen posted:

babyfinland posted:

mangosteen posted:

babyfinland posted:
goatsteins totally arbitrary appeal to morality on the subject of Teh Troopery is transparent dont you agree

mayhaps my range of morality is more finely calibrated e.g. i feel no particular reason to get outraged about some goon making misogynist jokes on the internet but at the same time think that hired killers responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands and uncritically venerated by society is a matter deserving of my attention. or it could be transparent pathology. what man can know

you are pro capitalism arent you

i'm socialest



mao ate a million babies alive

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deadken posted:
troops are not heroes, neither are they psychotic vermin. they are men, and as such we must love them, even as our bayonet slides between their ribs



why do you have a bayonet if youre not a soldier

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mangosteen posted:
sorry about your delirious anthrophilia i guess but i feel no particular reflexive emotion towards an organism just because it happened to pop out of a vagina of roughly of the same configuration as the one i did



yeah but youre literally an atheist lol

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babyfinland posted:
why do you have a bayonet if youre not a soldier



b/c im a revolutionary

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babyfinland posted:
mao ate a million babies alive



but he was hungry an hour later lol

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if u dont have any human empathy then who cares if soldiers are killing people
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i have empathy based on actions and responsibility, not biology
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are you the robot nanny from the jetsons
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mangosteen posted:
but he was hungry an hour later lol



lol

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Mike Nelson here.
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Impper posted:
lol $510 a day to walk dogs in iraq

i think that means escorting VIPs

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dog stands for Da Original Gangsters
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getfiscal posted:
Impper posted:
lol $510 a day to walk dogs in iraq
i think that means escorting VIPs


my wife!

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walk stands for Wink At and Look Kool
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L3 Stratis - FMV Exploitation/ISR Tactical Coordinator - $120k/yr (4 months deployed, 8 months CONUS at Fort Bragg)

someone translate this into real talk for me
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NounsareVerbs posted:
L3 Stratis - FMV Exploitation/ISR Tactical Coordinator - $120k/yr (4 months deployed, 8 months CONUS at Fort Bragg)

someone translate this into real talk for me



it means you get 120k a year for murder

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NounsareVerbs posted:
L3 Stratis - FMV Exploitation/ISR Tactical Coordinator - $120k/yr (4 months deployed, 8 months CONUS at Fort Bragg)

someone translate this into real talk for me


this guy that sits around and looks at satellite and drone feeds and analyses that information gets paid 120,000 a year. he has to be sent to an invaded country or maybe an old invaded country for four months out of the year, but the other 8 months he gets to sit around in Beautiful American Base Fort Bragg.

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thats basically every job on the list though
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oh and it is a he
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Crow posted:

NounsareVerbs posted:
L3 Stratis - FMV Exploitation/ISR Tactical Coordinator - $120k/yr (4 months deployed, 8 months CONUS at Fort Bragg)

someone translate this into real talk for me

this guy that sits around and looks at satellite and drone feeds and analyses that information gets paid 120,000 a year. he has to be sent to an invaded country or maybe an old invaded country for four months out of the year, but the other 8 months he gets to sit around in Beautiful American Base Fort Bragg.



that sounds pretty good

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can i get one of these jobs with a degree from university of phoenix online
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it really does, but looks like you need military experience
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all leftists should join the military
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all leftists should have the discipline of the military (e: not this one though lol)
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leftists are yucky