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deadken posted:

what do u do iwc. apparently you're the 'yuppiest poster' but only because my pontificating + unemployment cant really be considered a profession



A boring job at a desk….bringing it down from the inside

My only real goal in life is to be able to not have to work while doing something vaguely fulfilling

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#683
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im getting fired
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#685
Dont Mess With Sucess
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Impper posted:

im getting fired

for insubordination, or for excessive subordination?

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im working outdoors, sunup to sundown atm. it's nice.. i hate sitting in an office so much that i volunteer for any job even if they ship me off to iowa
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#689
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hey guy's im on fire
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Poronto
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my new novels coming along swimmingly. its about a gay little boy coming to terms with jewish halloween. now he's wondering why he should even bother building this airfix Merkava kit when the glue fumes smell so good ~~~~
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littlegreenpills posted:

my new novels coming along swimmingly. its about a gay little boy coming to terms with jewish halloween. now he's wondering why he should even bother building this airfix Merkava kit when the glue fumes smell so good ~~~~


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hmmm, I didn’t know about the LGBT Birthright trip?! I’ve been debating whether or not I should go for a few years now, every other kid in my family has gone already...am just a little skeptical, don’t want to feel uncomfortable, etc., but am also beginning to rethink : )
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discipline posted:

my place of employment makes me deduct a half hour each day from my timesheet because they're required by law to give me a lunch break



i get a free lunch made for me by the cooks, free espresso, an actual lunch break, and two other 10min. breaks, min. wage is $10.24, and i don't think there's actually anything i could really do that would get me fired.

still hate my job.

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lol 10.24 an hour where do you work mcdonalds?
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#696
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yeah well in the civilized world we dont go wrastle gators to get food we have to buy it
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#698
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there's this region called the south and it's big bucks when a factory opens down here promising to pay workers $15-20 an hour.
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even in texas i never had a job paying less than 10 bux an hour at any time after high school...
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#701
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discipline you should move to the south.
you can earn big bucks fast and have very low living expenses and then you can move wherever you want.
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Nippon
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if i was a woman id just keep getting knocked up for the sweet sweet bennys
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

lol 10.24 an hour where do you work mcdonalds?



mcdonalds pays more than that. $10/hr is a manufacturing job wage. globalization, lol

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FLAWDA
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I've only ever had one job making more than $10 an hour. There's lots of shit jobs in college towns where they pay only the minimum wage
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wasted posted:

there's this region called the south and it's big bucks when a factory opens down here promising to pay workers $15-20 an hour.



your privilege is showing, asshole

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the south is so full of privilege it is unreal. get to the south and claim your privilege checks bling bling $$$ dolla bills ya
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That's actually the exact opposite of what I was saying???? Laughing at the poor souther man being excitied for $15-20/hr is so privileged and triggering it makes me want to puke.
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Poronto
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your asshole is showing, privilege. pick up the soap. im gonna fuck privilege till it loves me
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passed your drug test for your wal-mart job in Selma, Alabama?? that's a privilege
#711
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i get salary and can take as much lunch as i like and shit whenever i want but im unhappy because i dont get to drink and play videogames. the revolution cant come soon enough
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im at work. bout to head over to 711 and buy some coors. weed.
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the south is the best
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FLAWDA
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anyone that hates on the south is part of the bicoastal elite
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#716
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the south is definitely the best
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Utah is like honorary south
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i miss alabama bbq, but i dont miss anything else about living there
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This is a pretty convincing argument imo

Doctors vs. Guns U.S. Statistics:

Number of physicians in the US = 700,000
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year =120,000
Accidental deaths per physician = 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)
Number of gun owners in the US = 80,000,000
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) =1,500
Accidental deaths per gun owner = 0.0000188 (U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms)
Therefore, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

So now what? Ban doctors? Oh wait, Obamacare will fix all that.