#1
Hello comrades, it is time to put the democratic into democratic centralism as we reflect on the past years of struggle and come up with our new program.

Of course, the ultimate goal is to forge a a new 4th International that will bring the true heir of Marx and Lenin, that is Leon Trotsky, into the 21st century.

First, let's reflect on our accomplishments and goals. As we all know, we have succeeded in continually taking the most reactionary white worker opinion and galaxy braining the fuck out of it to be a socialist message. A few examples of the kind of work we are looking for here:

Down with age of consent laws! Government out of the bedroom! Hands off Roman Polanski! No extradition!

Down With the Lockdowns! The Working Class Must Defend Itself Break with the Labor Traitors—Reforge the Fourth International!

: “A British exit would deal a real blow to this imperialist-dominated con glomerate, further destabilising it and creating more favourable conditions for working-class struggle across Europe — including against a weakened and discredited Tory government in Britain”

Free Paul Shanley!

NAMBLA is an organization that supports the sexual rights of youth, including those in relationships with older men, and opposes laws that punish consensual relationships, such as reactionary “age of consent” laws.

But we are entering a new age, and we need new lines to help support the ultimate goal: the creation of another 4th International. To do this, we need to take the shittiest opinions and galaxy brain them into a pseudo-Marxist justification. Your racist grandpa can become a revolutionary theorist with the right dialectic, the power is in your hands comrades!
#2
The US needs to reinvade Afghanistan because if it is under full US military occupation, when we apply Trotsky's Proletarian Military Policy, it will spread the revolution from the US to Afghanistan, thus liberating them. Without US military occupation, there is little hope of us spreading the 4th International there.
#3
agree that brexit was a victory for the working class tho
#4

Acdtrux posted:

agree that brexit was a victory for the working class tho


see, you get the gimmick!

#5

"By the influence of the increasing percentage of carbonic acid in the atmosphere, we may hope to enjoy ages with more equable and better climates, especially as regards the colder regions of the earth, ages when the earth will bring form much more abundant crops than at present, for the benefit of rapidly propagating mankind."
Svante Arrhenius, 1906



Uphold orthodox climate science, for improvements in agricultural yields to feed the proletariat! Down with the scaremongering paper tigers of climate revisionism!

#6
The climate revisionists want people to remain poor and don’t want prosperity for the people of the world. If you believe that climate change is bad you’re just a Malthusian
#7
i want to revolutionize the core by forcing everyone who lives there to go on a 50-50 placenta:pure ozone diet. anyone who doesn't see the merit in this will be eradicated immediately (but painlessly thanks to my cold fusion gun technology)
#8
Snyder fought for the Snyder Cut. He won. And verily, it was awesome. Now it's time for the Ayer cut. And I wouldn't be saying this if DC weren't a vastly - I repeat vastly superior universe to Marvel.
#9
Also, wind farms are just a crazy idea. Whether my energy needs are met depend on whether I live in a windy region? Plus air gets less dense as it gets hotter, so global warming will naturally degrade the effectiveness of turbines. I have been saying for years: hydro, hydro, hydro.
#10
Hydroponics, hydroelectrics, hydrobongs
#11
water also gets less dense as it gets hotter doofus

besides, what if you live somewhere like the colorado river valley where there is no water
#12

zhaoyao posted:

water also gets less dense as it gets hotter doofus

besides, what if you live somewhere like the colorado river valley where there is no water

This cannot possibly be a serious response to my argument.