#1
in 2016 i literally met up with some local goons (lol) and went to a rally of his for some reason
#2
in the end though i joylessly voted for HRC instead of like, writing in La Riva or something, and became disheartened in voting in general as an activity, at the nat'l level
#3
im wondering if my girlfriend is going to get political again
#4
im wondering if my girlfriend is going to get political again
#5
no big deal or anything but I did vote La Riva. you’re welcome, oppressed people of the world
#6

littlegreenpills posted:

im wondering if my girlfriend is going to get political again



let me talk to her

#7
i vote for whichever candidate will push amerika into the sea
#8

Petrol posted:

i vote for whichever candidate will push amerika into the sea


dilution is the solution to pollution!

#9
tell your girlfriend to not get political. tell her to be herself. wait. let me talk to her.
#10
i would vote for bernie
#11
im wondering if littlegreenpills' girlfriend is going to get political again
#12
barny sander
#13
bummy sans
#14

kornfan posted:

no big deal or anything but I did vote La Riva. you’re welcome, oppressed people of the world



i saw la riva at a meeting i think during the peoples congress thing and was like 'hey wait didn't i vote for you?' and she was like 'well i hope so!'. that's my story...

#15
bartie simpsens 2020
#16
Bunny Sandler, she'll suck your cock for $1000.
#17
i hope his campaign does not crash and "bern"
#18
why are there so many people running for president lmao
#19
Because you touch yourself at night.
#20
you get headlines for a couple hours until they find your Bigfoot porno and you’re #canceled
#21

dimashq posted:

why are there so many people running for president lmao



i thought he was chairman not president

#22
though when i go for a jog i do recite to myself passages from his little red book of family friendly jokes
#23

Petrol posted:

Because you touch yourself at night.



and I do it very carefully! Good night to you sir

#24
you might tut tut against non mass movement electoral incrementalism but i gotta say this election is going to be fantastic for annoying HRC diehards on twitter, just fantastic. completely validates our electoral system imo.
#25
exciting developments as i stand aloof from this stupid fucking nonsense, watching wine mom and white guilt divorcee democrats go full anti-semite on twitter when that was only a small undercurrent during the last cycle.
#26
My misanthropic wish if for trump to get impeached before the election, but have pence beat sanders through the electoral college. i think that'll be enough for the political body to have a aneurysm.
#27
One of the most fun things about Sanders is how mad he makes psychotic weirdos. But one of the most interesting things is listening to him talk about foreign policy. This isn't news here, I know, but he doesn't mention the word Imperialism. He says he wants diplomacy, alliances, world peace, etc. he sounds like Mike Pompeo or whatever current State Department flack is running the show.

He used to run around with Michael Parenti, he used to know what was up. So why isn't he hammering this stuff home? Because he got bought off by a Congressional salary. Or he had talks with people in D.C. who showed him what was what. I mean really though, I wonder why. What happened? He visited the Soviet Union, he supported Cuba, the Sandinistas, Castro etc. What changed? Michael Parenti broke with him on support for the Yugoslavia war. Was Sanders really convinced that that war was for anything other than the extirpation of socialism in the world? WHAT CHANGED HIM? I'd really like to know.
#28
they gave him a small dose of whatever it is they put in the president's coffee every morning that is powerful enough to turn peace-loving socialist barry obammer into child-killing neoliberal barracks hussein obama
#29
one alternative to the dosing theory is that the pentagon gives them a briefing on the cosmic horror, the terrible secret of space, the truth about aliens, that has an equal effect on the brains of fresh presidents
#30
Spermie Bandera
#31

Parenti posted:

One of the most fun things about Sanders is how mad he makes psychotic weirdos. But one of the most interesting things is listening to him talk about foreign policy. This isn't news here, I know, but he doesn't mention the word Imperialism. He says he wants diplomacy, alliances, world peace, etc. he sounds like Mike Pompeo or whatever current State Department flack is running the show.

He used to run around with Michael Parenti, he used to know what was up. So why isn't he hammering this stuff home? Because he got bought off by a Congressional salary. Or he had talks with people in D.C. who showed him what was what. I mean really though, I wonder why. What happened? He visited the Soviet Union, he supported Cuba, the Sandinistas, Castro etc. What changed? Michael Parenti broke with him on support for the Yugoslavia war. Was Sanders really convinced that that war was for anything other than the extirpation of socialism in the world? WHAT CHANGED HIM? I'd really like to know.



because you touch yourself at night

#32
Nah, they just show them footage of the JFK, RFK, and MLK assassinations from a new and enlightening angle. The shah sleeps in lee harvey oswald's grave.
#33
the new and enlightening angle has a rifle barrel in the foreground
#34
thanks mr. hicks

i really wonder though. he wasn't always a phonie. he doesn't even strike me as a phony. he believes in the empire, he has material unity with it. but i don't think he always did, unless that means that parenti is a fake too and always was. trying to figure this out by thinking really hard, also i wrote to christian parenti to ask his perspective
#35
Barack Obama is preparing for his inauguration when suddenly there is a knock at the door. It’s the Secret Service man. “Mr President Elect” he says, “someone is here to see you and it’s urgent.”

“Let him, or her in.. Let them in” says Barack Obama.

A man comes in wearing the uniform of an important military man. “Mr President Elect” he says “I am General Keith Alexander head of the NSA and other things. Please come with me now urgently to NSA headquarters as we have something very important to talk about mate.”

Barack Obama says “Okay” and they go to NSA headquarters together in an official car.

They get to the NSA headquarters and they go into a small room. There’s nobody else in the room just Barack Obama and General Keith Alexander.

“Okay General what do you want to talk about?” says Barack Obama questioningly.

“Okay Barack I’m going to cut the bull crap now” says General Keith Alexander. “You’re going to be the President and that means you have to know what the score is. Watch this video now.”

The lights go off and a video starts to play on a big screen in front of the two men. First it shows Barack Obama himself. He’s younger because the video was made when he was in Chicago. He’s doing business deals with big Mafia men and laughing with them about their crimes together.

“Haha, I see what you are trying to do Keith” says Barack Obama. “You want to scare me because you have all this surveillance of me and you want me to feel like I have to do whatever you say? Well I’m going to be the President whether you like it or not. I will be your Commander in Chief and you’re going to listen to me and do what I say. It’s not the other way around.”

General Keith Alexander smiles. “You haven’t seen everything yet Barack.” The video stops and another starts to play. This video is about President John F. Kennedy and it was made on the day he died. President John F. Kennedy’s head comes off from a gunshot. It’s all in high definition.

Barack Obama has never seen this film before. He laughs although he sounds a little nervous when he does it. “Okay Keith I see your game. It’s a threat now? Look, whatever mate. You can’t kill me. Don’t you get it? I made a big campaign about Hope and now lots of people want me to live and be the President. If I get killed it’s going to be real bad for the economy. Okay? So you can’t just kill me.”

General Keith Alexander smiles again. “You don’t get it Barack. That’s not all. Not by a long shot, as they say.” Another video starts to play. It’s like a music video. Music is playing. Barack Obama doesn’t recognize the music but it’s Tiësto. The video is edited real fast to keep time with the music. The video shows previous Presidents of the United States of America sexually molesting children. It’s all of the Presidents since John F. Kennedy and all of them are doing terrible sexual things to children. The video is horrible. It’s in high definition again and everything. Barack Obama can see everything. Even the footage from the 1970s is in high definition because of secret technology.

Barack Obama is angry. “I don’t know what kind of game this is Keith but it’s sick. Are we done here?” But Barack Obama doesn’t move because he’s scared now.

General Keith Alexander is not smiling anymore. “No Barack. Before you can be President of the United States there is something you have to do. You have to do it now so we can add to our little video collection.” General Keith Alexander gets a trolley out from the shadows and pulls it into the center of the room. It has a sheet over it. There is something child shaped under the sheet.

Barack Obama looks at General Keith Alexander who still is not smiling. Barack Obama lifts the sheet slightly. “Oh my God” he says. He sees the face of his youngest daughter under the sheet. She is not awake.

“Don’t worry Barack” says General Keith Alexander. “Your daughter will not feel or remember a thing because of secret drugs I gave her. Now you must have sex with your daughter and I will film it. Don’t worry you won’t see the camera but you will see me. I want to watch you do it. Once you have sex with your sleeping daughter, who is just a child, and I watch it and there will be a video, only then can you become President of the United States. And when you are the President, you will do a lot of favors for me and my powerful friends, and we will also do favors for you. You will become one of us. The most powerful men in the world, all together because of a terrible secret.”

Barack Obama has a tear coming down his face now. He’s angry and afraid. “You and your friends? You think you are so powerful that you can make me do this? You and your friends think you can make me have sex with my own daughter and put it on a video?” Barack Obama’s voice is shaking and finally he yells at General Keith Alexander. “JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?”

General Keith Alexander smiles again, finally, and quietly answers Barack Obama’s question: “The Aristocrats.”
#36
Bernie did do a lot of work on the Yemen stuff, which he chose carefully as a thing that the natsec establishment cares a lot about but basically everyone else thinks is crazy including even most of Congress. It was also obviously a way to try to burnish his credentials as a smart foreign policy guy, but I think he believes that if it comes down to a referendum on whether or not the military should see deep cuts and not much else then no one will turn out to vote for him, as opposed to whipping people into a frenzy because they hate their health insurers.

Anyway his strategy is sort of nonsense and I don't really like him but it could cause the political system to have an aneurysm which might force more people to radicalize.
#37
It's all a moot point anyway, as Trump will be re-elected and I already have a toxx riding on it.
#38
its hard to know bo was more mad, be or ebberybuggy else - barty sander
#39
wait, christian parenti is a real guy and not a leftcath twitter account???
#40

Parenti posted:

One of the most fun things about Sanders is how mad he makes psychotic weirdos. But one of the most interesting things is listening to him talk about foreign policy. This isn't news here, I know, but he doesn't mention the word Imperialism. He says he wants diplomacy, alliances, world peace, etc. he sounds like Mike Pompeo or whatever current State Department flack is running the show.

He used to run around with Michael Parenti, he used to know what was up. So why isn't he hammering this stuff home? Because he got bought off by a Congressional salary. Or he had talks with people in D.C. who showed him what was what. I mean really though, I wonder why. What happened? He visited the Soviet Union, he supported Cuba, the Sandinistas, Castro etc. What changed? Michael Parenti broke with him on support for the Yugoslavia war. Was Sanders really convinced that that war was for anything other than the extirpation of socialism in the world? WHAT CHANGED HIM? I'd really like to know.


nice post mike but i don't really get why you're referring to yourself in the third person here