#1
Never mind i'm fine now

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#2
no
#3
yes, but they are suboptimal
#4
how are you doing swampman
#5

toyotathon posted:

how are you doing swampman


fair question. in the op, i implied that i am still alive.

#6
death by dark'n'stormy
#7
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#8
Butt chugging
#9
Finally, after many attempts, ive found a way for posting to ruin my life. Posting is bad.... dont do it
#10
Hope yer doin better.
#11
sounds like someones in the doghouse, and if i can say dog, then can i also say bitch
#12
No actually you can purge that misogynist analogy out of your tiny soul
#13
already done my friend
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#16
Much love you you swampman. I don't have any words of encouragement or anything but posting is cathartic! Maybe try to hang with some friends on a good day soon.
#17
Thank you. "Grief is the tax we pay on love" - Kurt Cobain
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#19
hang in there & post & edit as much as you want
#20
Thank you. Moving on from this relationship is ginta be hard and every post helps a wee bit. Hail Satan
#21
S A D
K R E E P Z
W O R L D W I D E
get better. post more dracula
#22
This one
#23
Can't decide if i'm in bargaining or depression stage rn. they should say on the chart that these shits arent clearly demarcated irl.
#24

swampman posted:

they should say on the chart that these shits arent clearly demarcated irl.


actually i find the bristol stool chart to be pretty unambiguous.


sorry your life & heart got derailed.

#25
I went back through it all and sure enough...

swampman posted:

You gotta remember that NOBODY is the good guy. Assad rapes and starves the Syrian people. Mayor of Aleppo Ayman Hallaq is a notorious litterbug. As a teenager Jarabulus taxi dispatcher Balthasar Ayoub stole 50 qirsh from mom's dresser. They must all pay


shriekingviolet posted:

sorry your life & heart got derailed.


#26
Breakup mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gx1Pv02w3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoG18Z0AKqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee-uNg86JcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWO7atzL8i4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XMXL5QgtwM this ones just good

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#27
all the best and please continue to own us on the forums.
#28
I don't own newbs anymore. Those days are in the past. All I can now is to summon a shocking maleficence of purpose so to dangle painful truths in the eggshell faces of the newbs, causing them to probably die somewhere
#29
*nodding* That's the bad fairy godmother from Sleeping Beauty.
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#32
now THATS larping
#33
hows a hammer and sickle dangerous, like what are you, a sheaf of wheat and some nails?
#34

lo posted:

like what are you, a sheaf of wheat and some nails?


I'm.

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swampman posted:


idk he sounds like a keeper. but i would say that because i can relate. my first time meeting most of My now-Wife's family was a new years day gathering (theyre mostly scottish so this is a thing), i quickly got hammered, stood at one point to get everyone's attention before looking her uncle in the eye and theatrically saying "YOU... are a CUNT!!", and soon after passed out down the side of the house after loudly throwing up in the plants. i never copped more than a gentle ribbing for all of this, they were very pleased i'd gotten so thoroughly into the party spirit