#1
So I donate 5$ a month to everyone's favorite satirist, and left a comment in the Patreon Patrons area:

#2
we are a single unitary mixed bag of one clown 🤡
#3
tell them to give us control of their website
#4
The unique defining virtues of rhizzone that set it apart from and above all other online experiences: 1, historical materialism has to be defined and defended in fewer than 50% of conversations, and 2, custom colors.
#5
we love workerspatula over at rhizzone dot net
#6
"it's an offsite of an offsite full of MLs/Maoists who are very smart but so dysfunctional they're *functionally* anarchists even though they don't like anarchists very much. this is good because it's funny. also the essays are insightful"
#7
Lenin says "it is therefore our duty, if we wish to remain socialists to go down lower and deeper...", that is why we are "shit-tier" third worldists, lowest of the low
#8
spatula had someone join here? i guess that finally explains mustang
#9
spatulas. so frickin random
#10
we posters have a lot in common with the big brained folks at the working spatula. for example, both groups are unaware of the exact line of the rhizzone
#11
Siri, what's the political line of tHE rHizzonE?

hating amerikkka's got a good beat. it's easy to dance to.
#12
Yeah I think our approach to this should be defined by Lenin, who claimed ‘it is what it is’
#13
Good news everybody, we already got a shoutout so now we never have to figure out our line



wait i meant this

#14
i've formatted this momentous development for its inevitable future archiving

The Central Tasks of the Presentation of the 'Zzone to the Reader's of the Worker's Spatula

Main Report delivered at the Third World Congress of the Communist Internet-'n-all


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Delivered: June 11, 2018
Source: Belphegor Diabolov, Selected Works.
Transcription, Editing and Markup: Paul Saba
Copyright: This work is in the Public Domain under the Creative Commons Common Deed. You can freely copy, distribute and display this work; as well as make derivative and commercial works. Please credit the Encyclopedia of Anti-Revisionism On-Line as your source, include the url to this work, and note any of the transcribers, editors & proofreaders above.
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So I donate 5$ a month to everyone's favorite satirist, and left a comment in the Patreon Patrons area:

VIRGIN 7:37
PATREON |

We love WS over at rhizzone.net . If you could name drop us in a piece, it would drive some traffic our way. I'm sure many of your readers would have a lot to contribute to our theoretical discussions/shit posting over there.

Worker's Spatula:
We're aware of the rhizzone.net love for the Spatula, and we have seen some good things on the site, but we're unaware how to present the rhizzone.net readers (beyond linking to individual pieces, and we encourage people to weite in, not only from the rhizzone.net, but from anywhere, if there's something they'd like us to spread around, from writing to protest news etc.). We're unaware of the rhizzone.net's exact line, and from the time one of our people tries to join the forum, they found a very mixed bag of people. Definitely feel free to e-mail mastursublatoratgrnail,corn or comment further in hereif there's more you'd like to discss about the rhizzone

we are a single unitary mixed bag of one clown 🤡

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Back to the LF-rHizzonE main page | Back to the EROL homepage | Back to the MIA History Section


Edited by Constantignoble ()

#15
ok I get it no one cares
#16

Belphegor posted:

ok I get it no one cares


Almost no one

#17
I Cared Online, and Online Won by Belhphegor
#18
Honestly sorry to be whiny and sincere I just thought I would use this opportunity to try and help discussion on the Rhizzone thrive!

I am not a very good poster here but I figured I could still try and recruit good people for the boards

Is it silly to try to publicise rhizzone.net to other Anglo communists online? Is word of mouth and the rare walk-in from Google all that we need/want?
#19
it's good to put word out in cool places, and we had fun, don't worry about it. it's a good thread. eventually someone might even post something useful!
#20

Belphegor posted:

Honestly sorry to be whiny and sincere I just thought I would use this opportunity to try and help discussion on the Rhizzone thrive!

I am not a very good poster here but I figured I could still try and recruit good people for the boards

Is it silly to try to publicise rhizzone.net to other Anglo communists online? Is word of mouth and the rare walk-in from Google all that we need/want?


It's not really silly. The double-z zone even still has a secret abandoned page with links to other friendly websites
https://rhizzone.net/links/

The prospect of a bunch of forums posters having to develop a unified line is a little funny though. All threads are a little funny to be fair

#21
to answer WS's question we don't have a line because we aren't a political party. rhizzone is maybe most closely a reading+discussion circle. they already found readmarxeveryday.ml, and there's glomper's list too. that's how i see it but i'm 2nd gen. maybe the concept of anyone speaking for a public discussion circle seems kind of silly. what could you say that the first page of the forum, or the new About page, couldn't say better?

edit- ppl should join if they want an upgrade from intellectual isolation, or the great twitter brain-smoother. dunno what experience the WS person had in the deadken era or whatever but it seems like a different forum now.

Edited by toyotathon ()

#22
sorry belph i wasn't trying to razz you
#23
yeah we were just demonstrating the rhizzone line, which is that we are allergic to pure sincerity
#24
*emerges from sewer yawning* who are we trolling
#25
Workers Spatula are so wholesome and god-fearing, they'll make me believe in Hoxhaism again at this rate inshallah
#26
mashallah
#27

toutvabien posted:

spatulas. so frickin random



lolling heartily xd

#28
le epic spatula sir you win the cominterwebz
#29
definitely going to start calling it the cominternet, thanks
#30
The idea of a spatula being a zany random item comes from the Weird Al Yankovic vehicle "UHF", which came out in 1989. The idea that they would try to monetize someone else's joke is admirable, because we must all steal to survive in this cyberpunk future. However, they only seem to be making $20 a month on their Patreon. I suggest they extend over into jokes stolen from Paula Poundstone or Bob Newhart, to get it up to the triple digits.
#31
There's a megachurch called CHRIST CITY just out of town and every time I drive past it I think about that skit,




with every instance of SPATULA replaced by CHRIST
#32
What I'm trying to say here is that cars and getfiscal and other catholic guy I don't remember right now should run a catholic socialist satire publication called Worker's Christ and rake in those fat vatican dollarrr
#33
uhf is a cool movie