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lol
#3
Seafood is gross, fuck the ocean it's full of piss.
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why is all that shrimp covered in sand. i've never been to a red lobster. explain all this.
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Endless, my ass. Me and the family exhausted the Branson, MO location's pitiful supply of shrimp and didn't even get so much as a apology. Sad.
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i used to eat Ending shrimp but then i had some and this shit made me allergic to its self
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im gonna say i'm sorry i'm a vegetarian bc honestly owning the red lobster corporation with performative gluttony sounds sick as hell
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My Mouth A Seeping Sore, My Teeth Worn To Roots, Yet New Shrimp Arrive
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#14
Nice new Forum tpaine
#15
the doxxing of tpaine
#16
red lobster is the most communist food chain. it's right there in the name. also red robin
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end the shrimp plz
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Nirvana - Endless, Nameless, Shrimp.mp3
#21
Avoid the Void©
#22
also, never forget

Kenneth Lamar Noid Edit
On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a special pizza and a salad and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police. After the incident ended, Police Chief Reed Miller offered an assessment to reporters: "He's para-Noid." Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity. Noid spent three months in a mental institution, but eventually committed suicide in 1995. This incident caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot.

#23
i highly recommend looking into red lobster's divers in central america
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karphead posted:

also, never forget



Kenneth Lamar Noid Edit
On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a special pizza and a salad and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police. After the incident ended, Police Chief Reed Miller offered an assessment to reporters: "He's para-Noid." Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity. Noid spent three months in a mental institution, but eventually committed suicide in 1995. This incident caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot.


they've been avoiding the noid ever since

#25
lobster diver, youve been down too long in the lobster sea, catching lobsters for me
#26
i love to feast on all the supple delicacies of the earth, shrimps and crabs, honey nectar and strawberries. how tasty. farms and pastures feed me where once stood an old forest, now a house to shelter me. i know it's bad, but the fruit, it is too sweet.
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cars posted:

lobster diver, youve been down too long in the lobster sea, catching lobsters for me


i keep thinking about this post and laughing.