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I'd miss gatorade
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reading tpaine posts while high on weed
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that's what you get for never putting me on your crew sigs. not. fucking. once.
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im sure irony will survive, so nothing
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tears posted:

im sure irony will survive, so nothing


it is all that will survive. we will ascend as numinous beings of pure ironic detachment, leaving behind our vulgar broken shells of flesh. the last post on the last message board shall be "The Holocene Literally Never Happened"

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figs
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This made me realize how much I'd miss all yous considering the hilarity of the posts that would be being made here at the 'zzone in a collapse scenario.

Having thought about it for a while I've decided to work towards making that possible... maybe february/march i'll get the appropriate license and begin to figure out how to set up a amateur packet radio bbs.

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check this out https://github.com/lulzlabs/AirChat/blob/master/README.md
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So our goal now is to crowdfund to send Gssh around the world Paul Erdos style to set up a massive ham radio / airchat / reflected space lasers network so that after widespread electricity and literacy are gone, tHE r H i z z o n E members will have the beefiest possible off-grid communication network and we can keep up the rate of posting
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Yah i was gonna say re: the OP, shitty no budget sketch comedy on youtube
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Why is it so abysmally low this year as opposed to last year?
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I will of course miss going to see the celebrated musical Hamilton every night.
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hey posted:

thank u wipneus

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colddays posted:

Why is it so abysmally low this year as opposed to last year?


too many hotdays and not enough colddays hahaha. maybe if you posted in the arctic we wouldn't have this problem!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2016/11/17/the-north-pole-is-an-insane-36-degrees-warmer-than-normal-as-winter-descends/?utm_term=.cbfac12505f0

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Climate change is going to lead to a lot of awful things.uh huh. But I gotta say the greatest tragedy is how it affects native americans. Settlers came and stole their land and committed genocide. generation after generations the settlers exploited their land while so many of them are forced in humiliating poverty. And then in the final act we completely fuck it all up. Burn it to the fucking ground. Leave nothing but salt.
God damn that is so fucked up.
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hey posted:

colddays posted:

Why is it so abysmally low this year as opposed to last year?

too many hotdays and not enough colddays hahaha. maybe if you posted in the arctic we wouldn't have this problem!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2016/11/17/the-north-pole-is-an-insane-36-degrees-warmer-than-normal-as-winter-descends/?utm_term=.cbfac12505f0


Loving this Vice-inflected WaPo journalism this ain't your granddad's newspaper of record

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swirlsofhistory posted:

hey posted:

colddays posted:

Why is it so abysmally low this year as opposed to last year?

too many hotdays and not enough colddays hahaha. maybe if you posted in the arctic we wouldn't have this problem!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2016/11/17/the-north-pole-is-an-insane-36-degrees-warmer-than-normal-as-winter-descends/?utm_term=.cbfac12505f0

Loving this Vice-inflected WaPo journalism this ain't your granddad's newspaper of record



Scientist: There's only one word to describe the rising temperatures in the Arctic, and that word is, surprisingly, "zany".

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what will i miss?? pushed to thw limits of my excellence by harsh conditions i will become a master marksman able to put multiple rounds in every target at range without fail. but to answer your question zebracakes.
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i'm going to miss toilet paper.

also i'm happy to see there are plans in place to allow me to continue to lurk and shitpost once the world goes all waterworld on us.
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im not that worried because a planned economy and the end of imperialism will free up untold productive forces to rapidly reverse climate change and/or manage the ill effects of climate change completely. if a tiny ass island with hardly any natural resources or access to the capitalist market can successfully transition off of oil in less than ten years and the only consequences are a slight bump in the death rate thats not even comparable to, for instance, the deaths caused yearly from lack of health insurance in the most stupidly rich country in the world, then theres really no limit to what can be accomplished. like, sea levels are rising? oh no. if only we could trivially resettle millions of refugees, if only there were another country that basically rebuilt its housing stock and infrastructure in the ten years following a genocidal war aimed at its total destruction,
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dbl

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oooh no more sour candy
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stegosaurus posted:

im not that worried because a planned economy and the end of imperialism will free up untold productive forces to rapidly reverse climate change and/or manage the ill effects of climate change completely. if a tiny ass island with hardly any natural resources or access to the capitalist market can successfully transition off of oil in less than ten years and the only consequences are a slight bump in the death rate thats not even comparable to, for instance, the deaths caused yearly from lack of health insurance in the most stupidly rich country in the world, then theres really no limit to what can be accomplished. like, sea levels are rising? oh no. if only we could trivially resettle millions of refugees, if only there were another country that basically rebuilt its housing stock and infrastructure in the ten years following a genocidal war aimed at its total destruction,


The tiny island is Cuba and the place that rebuilt itself is the DPRK, right?

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i'll myss all the arctic ice. i love that stuff
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Shoggoth posted:

i'm going to miss toilet paper.



i am also going to miss yr posts

but seriously, folks, we're all going to die

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stegosaurus posted:

im not that worried because a planned economy and the end of imperialism will free up untold productive forces to rapidly reverse climate change and/or manage the ill effects of climate change completely. if a tiny ass island with hardly any natural resources or access to the capitalist market can successfully transition off of oil in less than ten years and the only consequences are a slight bump in the death rate thats not even comparable to, for instance, the deaths caused yearly from lack of health insurance in the most stupidly rich country in the world, then theres really no limit to what can be accomplished. like, sea levels are rising? oh no. if only we could trivially resettle millions of refugees, if only there were another country that basically rebuilt its housing stock and infrastructure in the ten years following a genocidal war aimed at its total destruction,



uhhhh, maybe.

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Belphegor posted:

stegosaurus posted:

im not that worried because a planned economy and the end of imperialism will free up untold productive forces to rapidly reverse climate change and/or manage the ill effects of climate change completely. if a tiny ass island with hardly any natural resources or access to the capitalist market can successfully transition off of oil in less than ten years and the only consequences are a slight bump in the death rate thats not even comparable to, for instance, the deaths caused yearly from lack of health insurance in the most stupidly rich country in the world, then theres really no limit to what can be accomplished. like, sea levels are rising? oh no. if only we could trivially resettle millions of refugees, if only there were another country that basically rebuilt its housing stock and infrastructure in the ten years following a genocidal war aimed at its total destruction,

The tiny island is Cuba and the place that rebuilt itself is the DPRK, right?



yes to the first, idk to the second. soviet union rebuilt its industrial base three times and still outpaced everyone but the united states so socialism is gud. at the same time we need as much time as possible, so if you havent joined a party please do so now.