#1
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advice needed stat
#2
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what's the problem? (Obviously not the drinking)
#3
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#4
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I frantically tear stalin posters from wall and shove scotch bottles into cupboards as boss-landlord anounces they need to inspect flat tlomorrow...but obviously instead of this I drove to shop to buy beer then got very drunk
#5
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put everythiung in a big bag and tell them you had an "accident". are you in prison or something why is your "boss-landlord" inspecting your flat
#6
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tears posted:

boss-landlord


lord have mercy

#7
UNUSUALY COOL
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move sixteen tons = party all night
#8
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personal problems update

crisis: averted
beer: chilling
stalin: did nothing wrong
#9
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tears posted:

personal problems update

crisis: averted
beer: chilling
stalin: did nothing wrong



I have a display on my computer to give a live feed of these three things. The third one is burned into my screen, at this point.

#10
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- Keep lysterine in your car to hide booze smell.
- Guzzle sugary drinks to fight the shakes
- If your waking-drunk delirious state makes you more personable, just roll with it
- Quit drinking, probably
#11
Dont Mess With Sucess
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Displaying signs of alcoholism to friends' employer