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Mustard packet, gargle with water


Ramen soup spice packet, rinse and spit


Lather your arms and neck in hand sanitizer and try to play it off
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swish Listerine around and then just be like "oh hey sorry i just used Listerine, that stuff has so much alcohol! stings! oh man though i feel fresh"
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Instant coffee with a swig of water, swish and spit


Chew on raw cinnamon sticks


Don't wear deodorant and let the BO cover it up
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Seems complicated. here's a few things you might want to try.

1. avoid all human contact

2. give no fucks for the judgement of the repulsive masses of humanity and DYTD in proud defience
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bb bourgeoisie
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i solve this by only hanging out with other drunk people
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I work in a professional environment where being drunk is NOT kosher
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But it certainly helps
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bb bourgeoisie
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but are we not all a little drunk on the wine of capital?
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camera_obscura posted:

but are we not all a little drunk on the wine of capital?



in 4 hours I'm gonna have 1-2 glasses of rich cabernet sauvignon breakfast wine, a toast to this fine post

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mt.real
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The_Boourns_Identity posted:

camera_obscura posted:
but are we not all a little drunk on the wine of capital?


in 4 hours I'm gonna have 1-2 glasses of rich cabernet sauvignon breakfast wine, a toast to this fine post


"breakfast wine" is a thing?

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mt.real
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i mean, other than the "breakfast wine" i am already familiar with where it's 10am and you're gonna have wine because it's the thing within reach
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bb bourgeoisie
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<--- me, during a typical breakfast.
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Thanks Ima keep some mustard packets in my briefcase and give them to my clients who show up to court drunk. Obviously I have ramen packets in there already

Apparently it's an old wives tale that putting a penny in your mouth will beat the breathalyzer but it's not true.
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UNUSUALY COOL
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let me just set up for my breakfast smack here