jansenist_drugstore posted:i want to fade away forever under the blanket of'istory after watching sting and shaggy sing the police songs to the queen on'er'undredth birthday party fuck me god save her
I always knew having a monarchy was fucking batshit but moving abroad and watching this shit from afar really brings it home
E: for those who aren't familiar with that term, a company you work for has to pay minimum wage, but most states allowed the boss to count any tips towards your wage, meaning your per hour can go as low as $2-3 an hour.
JohnBeige posted:Moved from Aztlan to the Black Belt, got a job in a Waffle House, a side gig as a server and I'm hooked into the local party branch. Never worked in a state that allowed tip credits, fucking sucks.
E: for those who aren't familiar with that term, a company you work for has to pay minimum wage, but most states allowed the boss to count any tips towards your wage, meaning your per hour can go as low as $2-3 an hour.
i worked in VA where the bar’s GM let me declare as many tips as i wanted and i declared most of them every day because i was technically supposed to. that is probably the hardest i’ve ever Owned myself for not knowing how taxes work
parabolart posted:JohnBeige posted:Moved from Aztlan to the Black Belt, got a job in a Waffle House, a side gig as a server and I'm hooked into the local party branch. Never worked in a state that allowed tip credits, fucking sucks.
E: for those who aren't familiar with that term, a company you work for has to pay minimum wage, but most states allowed the boss to count any tips towards your wage, meaning your per hour can go as low as $2-3 an hour.i worked in VA where the bar’s GM let me declare as many tips as i wanted and i declared most of them every day because i was technically supposed to. that is probably the hardest i’ve ever Owned myself for not knowing how taxes work
Damn lol. Currently working a job where most payments are electronic so like 90% of my tips are declared :’(
stegosaurus posted:That’s a good idea. We could call it Terrible Tuesdays. Owned.
I'll respond at length to this vicious attack next Tuesday.
happy may day friends
shriekingviolet posted:holy shit, he actually did it
happy may day friends
He got off the off site... he played real life
Almost died laughing when I saw a young guy with a giant patch on his denim jacket that said "DANGER: ANARCHIST" walking around holding hands with a hippie looking woman. I'd never met that particular caricature before.
colddays posted:Almost died laughing when I saw a young guy with a giant patch on his denim jacket that said "DANGER: ANARCHIST" walking around holding hands with a hippie looking woman. I'd never met that particular caricature before.
thats adorable, to me
jansenist_drugstore posted:my boss (surgeon) showed up to work in google glasses today and said that he thinks they will 'help his focus levels during surgery'. he's also 46 years old
does he have an app that makes the patient's nose glow red with a big buzzing noise whenever they flatline
cars posted:probably one of the biggest developmental injuries you can get nowadays from being raised with bourgeois values is to your sense of aesthetics. like I'll still hear Closing Time by Semisonic and catch myself thinking, well I have to admit this is decent pop & everyone can relate to it
quoting this in case you ever try to erase your shame
cars posted:probably one of the biggest developmental injuries you can get nowadays from being raised with bourgeois values is to your sense of aesthetics. like I'll still hear Closing Time by Semisonic and catch myself thinking, well I have to admit this is decent pop & everyone can relate to it
cant beat "i turn the engine but the engine doesn't turn"
Petrol posted:quoting this in case you ever try to erase your shame
i already told everyone that one of my favorite albums straight through college was the eve 6 self-titled. james 5:16
cars posted:probably one of the biggest developmental injuries you can get nowadays from being raised with bourgeois values is to your sense of aesthetics. like I'll still hear Closing Time by Semisonic and catch myself thinking, well I have to admit this is decent pop & everyone can relate to it
i think theres probably a lot to be said about the degradation of aesthetic sensibility(probably coupled with a loss of literacy when it comes to works of art) in contemporary capitalism and how exactly thats affected by class but i dont think i know enough to talk about it much
cars posted:probably one of the biggest developmental injuries you can get nowadays from being raised with bourgeois values is to your sense of aesthetics. like I'll still hear Closing Time by Semisonic and catch myself thinking, well I have to admit this is decent pop & everyone can relate to it
my sources inform me that this song is about childbirth, not bars