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i think we'll all agree my relationships have been more of an Experience than anyone else's here so im yielding to popular pressure and establishing a space where you can all take advantage of my supple, nubile expertise. this is a Safe Space for betas, incels and inproms (involuntarily promiscuous people) and all other fuckboys. anyone posting "let me talk to her" will be ifapped
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let her talk to us
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her views will be transmitted, edited and censored in accordance with a proper political perspective. namaste
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i don't have any relationship problems but i am definitely a fuckboy
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long time listener, first time caller. love the show. i've never had a relationship i would consider "healthy" and the prospect of having one seems boring and frustrating. i don't want children. the only women i'm attracted to are brilliant and gorgeous and i'm a schlub. should i stay forever alone?
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getfiscal posted:

long time listener, first time caller. love the show. i've never had a relationship i would consider "healthy" and the prospect of having one seems boring and frustrating. i don't want children. the only women i'm attracted to are brilliant and gorgeous and i'm a schlub. should i stay forever alone?



you should establish a long distance relationship with a woman in Japan, you'll be safely insulated from any physical intimacy and you can totally read pdfs about enver hoxha while pretending to pay attn to her on skype. also when you need a quick break you can pull the router out the wall and pretend the net went down. just marry her as soon as she asks cos you never know how long shes gonna stick around otherwise

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littlegreenpills posted:

you should establish a long distance relationship with a woman in Japan, you'll be safely insulated from any physical intimacy and you can totally read pdfs about enver hoxha while pretending to pay attn to her on skype. also when you need a quick break you can pull the router out the wall and pretend the net went down. just marry her as soon as she asks cos you never know how long shes gonna stick around otherwise

thanks!

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why won't khamsek let your fake waifu have an account
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im not sure, i actually get nagged about this on a fairly regular basis so im considering just giving up and requesting one
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does anybody have more relationship questions. in all serious gf the trouble with girls who share your hobbies is they only become leftists in order to meet boys anyway and you're pretty low in the market, i suggest you start posting on momsnet.com in order to take advantage of scarcity
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littlegreenpills posted:

does anybody have more relationship questions. in all serious gf the trouble with girls who share your hobbies is they only become leftists in order to meet boys anyway and you're pretty low in the market, i suggest you start posting on momsnet.com in order to take advantage of scarcity

i don't really care if she cares about leftism. i don't need to meet myself. i mean i'd be dating a ukrainian woman obviously so she probably won't be socialist, after what stalin did to her country.

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getfiscal posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

does anybody have more relationship questions. in all serious gf the trouble with girls who share your hobbies is they only become leftists in order to meet boys anyway and you're pretty low in the market, i suggest you start posting on momsnet.com in order to take advantage of scarcity

i don't really care if she cares about leftism. i don't need to meet myself. i mean i'd be dating a ukrainian woman obviously so she probably won't be socialist, after what stalin did to her country.


maybe theres an east ukrainian dating site

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the comments thread on Russia Today articles would be a good place to start. your insight and your citizenship of a developed country with a comparatively relaxed immigration policy will make aggressively heterosexual ukrainiennes weak in the knees
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littlegreenpills posted:

the comments thread on Russia Today articles would be a good place to start. your insight and your citizenship of a developed country with a comparatively relaxed immigration policy will make aggressively heterosexual ukrainiennes weak in the knees

don't mean to be rude but i feel like this whole thread is a bit of a joke, and isn't helping me much at all.

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sorry dude. in all seriousness i feel the go gay get fiscal tendency may not have been explored deeply enough so if you're interested, we wdnt have to do anything that heavy just backrubs and cuddling really
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littlegreenpills posted:

sorry dude. in all seriousness i feel the go gay get fiscal tendency may not have been explored deeply enough so if you're interested, we wdnt have to do anything that heavy just backrubs and cuddling really

hmm...

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when a man has sex with a woman it is rape due to privilege. that means whe ntwo men have sex, it is double-rape, doubly heinous. basically, 3d is pig disgusting
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The man's negation of his woman-directed privilege within the space of the homosexual act occurs when he is penetrated, he becomes the object of top privilege. This is negated in turn when flipfucking. As by far the gayest person in the zzone i am uniquely qualified to know
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getfiscal buy me a flight to toronto (and, crucially, another subsequent flight out of toronto) and i will be your wingman
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conec the relevant characters in the big lebowski repeatedly refer to themselves as nihilists
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conec posted:

i hate my neighbors voice so much...



have you tried leaving your door open? hehe nm that's just a little old injoke from a place called GBS. my advice is to carry on loud incessant conversations with yourself in two distinct registers about deeply important and convoluted topics. I point you to the unwritten Socratic Dialogues Between Marxist Tendencies by F. Ringus

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the capitalists have two cows and pay you to milk them. Over time they end up spending too much money on milking machines and there isn't enough left over to pay you. Eventually you say fuck this and seize the cows
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lgp i need some advice. i enjoy sharing a bed with another person but also find it kinda uncomfortable as i tend to lose all feeling in at least one arm. this is not my main problem though. today i woke up to find an enormous whitehead zit on the side of my chest. it could be unrelated but just in case do you know of any salves or unguents that could reduce skin-on-skin irritation. please do NOT say cum. thank you in advance
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conec posted:

i maybe shouldnt tattoo shame her but she asked me to stick and poke "ad astra" on her foot because one of her professors has it in his syllabus.. she also got the title of a poem tattooed next to a grim reaper on her back and she had just heard of the poem for the first time its in an anthology her professor uses for the class.. weekends ago she had people over and they were all drinking she was talking about a professor she wants to sleep with and was saying sh`1t like "hes just like...so smart.. you know.."



let me talk to her

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oh I know this, you should definitely get your lover to squeeze all the pus out of that zit. it will help her to bond to you. all women have a natural desire to crush small objects and make them exude liquid because they evolved to gather berries. in conclusion don't sweat the zit, embrace it. you may want to rub rancid butter on your face to grow more but this is up to you.
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i will try this and update the thread with the results. much obliged
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as for the arm thing i can only advise getting a bigger bed. ours is seven feet wide and we don't have to touch each other, best investment we ever made
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penitent
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my lover is about 5 foot 2 so space is not the issue. i am basically a big ole sentimentalist and like physical contact i'm just wondering how to work around the negative side-effects. maybe we should both baste ourselves with some kind of bodily lubricant
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me: happy two weeks anniversary sweetheart, I can't wait to fly out to Japan and see you next month!
her: piss off. how can you prove to me you won't just run off after you get what you want
me: ....um, well, (laughs nervously) short of marrying you I can't really -
her: Sweet! I'll call the church
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do you still have this problem if she just like uses your inner arm as a pillow, ie just her head weight and not her body weight on it? If yes you could try putting a little weight on to swathe your nerves and blood vessels in a nice cushiony pillow of flab