cleanhands posted:Myfanwy posted:I hire people regularly for not awful but not great jobs. My advice to everyone is lie, lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie. Make up prestigious jobs and references and have the numbers go to your friends. And if the person doesn't give you the job, ask for your information back because you don't trust them with the personal details of prestigious people. It really works
this only works with fake prestige btw, dont be stupid enough to put anyone actually prestigious down unless youre applying to some bushleague firm thats insecure about its lack of insider cred
Yeah for sure, I'm just talking about small jobs
Lessons posted:just got a job at the jerk store as a khamsek salesman. business couldn't get better.
lol
discipline posted:I'm in job land now, I'm feeling positive about my chances sitting here at 1 UN plaza on a friday, feeling pretty jerk (a weird I am reclaiming btw)
shermanstick posted:do any of you buttholes live in chicago? i have to go there for a conference in november and i haven't been in like 6 years so i want to know where to go to get drunk and not die tia
fellow GSK homeboy animedad lives in chicago
http://www.southsudanjobs.com/jobseeker-detail.php?jobid=91
http://www.southsudanjobs.com/jobseeker-detail.php?jobid=92
Required Education:
University degree (preferably second degree) preferably in international development or public administration
Required Experience:
3-5 years of experience in governance and rule of law
Strong verbal communication skills
Good writing abilities with a background in policy writing
Demonstrated analytical skills and research capabilities
Strong command of the English language
Arabic writing skills preferable
You could probably finagle your time in the Arab world into international development or public administration.
shermanstick posted:do any of you buttholes live in chicago? i have to go there for a conference in november and i haven't been in like 6 years so i want to know where to go to get drunk and not die tia
like 8 people from here
discipline posted:yes I know I can get a job in south sudan helping pry open the jaws of the global oppressed for a warm gush of microfinancial products down their throats but that was never my intent, never my desire, not going to happen. I'm going to stay in the states for now
quitter
animedad posted:hell yeah. i might be in a new place by then
do you mean emotionally or physically
stegosaurus posted:I dont live in chicago. I live in baton rouge. work at a check cashing place.
lol you fucker piece of shit
shermanstick posted:so i want to know where to go to get drunk and not die tia
trigger warning: not where we're going hehehe
shennong posted:littlegreenpills posted:I was thinking all these years I was a dreadful physicist and was right to give up when i did, but then one of my old colleagues has been posting the following sorts of conundrums which have been troubling her on facebook:
If our universe were to travel at the speed of light from point A to B, or expand at the speed of light, would entropy slow down?
and
2nd question - if you have trapped an ion, using an electric field, within a chamber which it doesn't touch, would scales placed below the chamber measure the weight of the chamber only or chamber + ion?
what the hell is going on here, this person actually finished her phdmy wife works for a phd biochemist who doesn't know how to use a standard curve or do unit conversions. he owns the company and recieves government grants for drug testing lmao
this is literally me irl
shermanstick posted:do any of you buttholes live in chicago?
ya
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shermanstick posted:she's all mine, but she's not going to CHICAGOLAND. i told her you were probably going to stay with me and she thought it was weird lol
it is kinda weird
EmanuelaOrlandi posted:shermanstick posted:she's all mine, but she's not going to CHICAGOLAND. i told her you were probably going to stay with me and she thought it was weird lol
it is kinda weird
ill make sure it stays weird, i've basically secured all the essentials (lodging, flight, weed)
Chi-town, aka "Windy" is the place to be. Maybe see some of you soon.