#1001

deadken posted:

Me: I'd like to have sex with you.
Her: ohhh
Me: Yep.
Her: i see
Me: So why haven't we done it yet?
Her: you tell me
Me: I'm asking the questions here. Your job is to answer them.
Her: wow sassy...i like it.
Me: Well?
Her: sure
Me: I'm glad we had this discussion. Carry on.

-cut three days-

Me: We still haven't had sex. We should remedy that.

-cut four days-

Me: I suppose I should explain what's been going on recently. Basically, I had the idea to say to a girl, "I'd like to have sex with you." and see what their response was. You were the (possibly, unlucky) pick, and you can imagine my surprise when you agreed to it. You could say I got a little caught up in that, and didn't exactly realize you were joking until recently. So, basically, the only real point of this message is to explain why I did what I did, and to apologize for any awkwardness stemming from that. My apologies.

-cut 17 days-

Me: I believe we had plans to have sex. When's that happening?

-cut seven days-

Me: I don't blame you if you think I'm some type of creep or, at this point, you're simply thinking, "Jeez, I wish this guy would just gently caress off," and I can't say I blame you, but hear me out. Basically I feel really bad and sorry for putting you through all of this. I can imagine the awkwardness this has caused and I understand your thoughts at this point. I fee like a dick because I'm guessing what I said isn't exactly what you want to hear from a guy like me. I don't doubt you've gotten similar "requests" from other guys, and I feel like a dick because of that. All I ask really is that you at least respond or something so I at least know you get this. I want you to know I never wanted to do anything like this when I started it. Again, I'm really sorry for all of this; it really isn't like me if you got to know me.


that thread was so ridiculous

#1002
lmao
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3506424&pagenumber=38&perpage=40#post407493918
#1003
the greatest trick Vilerat ever played was to convince the world that he wasn't a conservative and/or imperialist and/or that he had that tattoo





#1004
it was almost as though he never had it.
#1005
The things I do and have done, it isn't like me to do them, it's completely not in my nature to do the kind of things that I am doing all the time, black is white, up is down, language has lost all meaning. I apologize for any awkwardness this may have caused.
#1006
Please send all the Sean Vile rat smith fund for his widow via paypal to to ShootingBluesSean1488@hotmail.com the official email for the Sean Vile Smith fund. His wife and children appreciate every cent of that sweet cash
#1007
does the state dept not pay out benefits for deaths on the job
#1008
no they do but GBS loves to give out money
#1009
remember that time gbs ran the thing where if you donated to the japanese earthquake relief, which didnt actually need any more money, you could choose someone to ban, and people were donating like $3000 to it
#1010
buy vilerat some pants
#1011
vilerat needs those pants so he doesn't stick anything into some whore
#1012
vilerat's wife has an account from 2002. goon love <3
#1013

ggw posted:

buy vilerat some pants


why do you have a abetar

#1014
Vilerat was far too busy fucking prepubescent Libyan boys to run away from gunfire
#1015
wow im pretty sure thats not true. dont make up slanderous rumors about the dead. 24 hr probation as a warning
#1016
what
#1017

libelous_slander posted:

vilerat needs those pants so he doesn't stick anything into some whore



button flies are an effective contraceptive

#1018
I agree, it was a crass joke, not as crass as calling vilerat's widow a "whore anyone could've busted his nut in" but i'd like to think that we at the r-zone are more civilized than you average nerdfleet goon.
#1019

BALLIN_LIKE_STALIN posted:

what



you are childish and very rude. not a good ambassador for the rhizzone at all. please check your dickhead wiseass jerkface privilege!!

#1020
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#1021

GoldenLionTamarin posted:

no they do but GBS loves to give out money

giving away money is the only way people know how to show they sincerely care lol

#1022
They raised $95K so far lol
#1023
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#1024
damn, those are going to be some nice pants
#1025
The Sean Vile Rat Smith Scholarship: 1 / $4,000 / renewable

This scholarship goes to a student studying at the Penn State University World Campus in the academic field of International Relations. The successful candidate will have demonstrated competence in handling disputes between organized and recognized factions within a permanent commercial virtual world. Preference will go to United States military service members and members of the Foreign Service. In remembrance of Sean Smith, who was killed in Libya while trying to advance democracy and tolerance.
#1026

tpaine posted:

is there are word for people who don't understand gender or know what it is. like genderqueer and genderfucked and all that assume the peerson consciously rejects gender as a construct, but what if you'r nuts or retarded or really weird and if someone asked you what gender you identified as, you could only moan or just say what? What if you're like a fish who doesn't know what the fuck. You might have a penis or balls or a vagina but we all know that has fuckall to do with gender, and some doctor or whoever can't speak on your behalf because he doesn't know you as you identify yourself. So are you like, pre-gender? I'm too pure and innocent to put a name to what I am, so I'm...what? Can anyone help me? JEsus Christ.

#1027
az jan jananam constantly defends liberalism against all assaults from the left and is probably a troll
#1028
by the way this is the post those retards are defending for people that didn't click the link

I find that "imperialism" is, 99% of time in modern political discussions, an utterly meaningless buzzword that gets thrown around with absolutely no explanatory power.

#1029

Lessons posted:

by the way this is the post those retards are defending for people that didn't click the link

I find that "imperialism" is, 99% of time in modern political discussions, an utterly meaningless buzzword that gets thrown around with absolutely no explanatory power.



obviously she is referring to things like hungary 56 and afghanistan 79 and such

#1030
#1031
liberalism is our only hope though?

and it's not like liberalism is truly incompatible with your precious socialism.

Karl Popper.
#1032
one of the best D&D tactics is just to completely dismiss a word or concept your opposition is using.
#1033

ggw posted:

one of the best D&D tactics is just to completely dismiss a word or concept your opposition is using any of evilweasel's posts.


#1034

The only reason I'm not completely socially inept is because I lucked out and got the right advice from vilerat and met my wife at work. Before that my fear of social rejection was so crippling that I spent the majority of my time in my room on the computer with the blinds closed until I was forced to leave to pay bills.

#1035

ggw posted:

The only reason I'm not completely socially inept is because I lucked out and got the right advice from vilerat and met my wife at work. Before that my fear of social rejection was so crippling that I spent the majority of my time in my room on the computer with the blinds closed until I was forced to leave to pay bills.



thats heart-warming

#1036
in this case you just have to wonder how inept these goon's parents are, like, all it took for him to cope with some crippling social anxieties was for some dude with a bad tat to tell him to 'toughen up'.

like lol, talk about a lack of a father figure.
#1037
big daddy space rat dishin' out tough love
#1038

Transient_Grace posted:

in this case you just have to wonder how inept these goon's parents are, like, all it took for him to cope with some crippling social anxieties was for some dude with a bad tat to tell him to 'toughen up'.

like lol, talk about a lack of a father figure.



there's a genuine lack of perspective growing up in homogoenous, white american communities where the worst thing for a child to deal with is moving on account of parents or their divorce.

#1039
can we get a picture of these pants?
#1040
VILETAT 2012