#481

tpaine posted:

True story: we have something like 20+ goons in the foreign service, and SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

#482
The Goon With the Dragon Tattoo.

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#483
[account deactivated]
#484
Haha, just found out. Sometimes even the state-thieved comforts of the green zone aren't the safest place to be in.
#485
[account deactivated]
#486
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3390388&pagenumber=726&perpage=40#post407467933
#487
It's gonna be so hilarious when grover dies
#488
i cant get over how this dude was apparently married with a kid but instead of being mourned as 'loving father, devoted husband," major media is reporting his legacy as 'noted goonfleet commander in the online game EVE'
#489
well, in the media's defense the dude's last words were to some gamer friends on irc so,
#490
so why again are they raising money for someone that probably pulled 150k+ a year and had life insurance?
#491
quote:
(08:56:10) vile_rat: I need to gloat when I can fire up skype again
(09:02:03) vile_rat: hee hee my 6 year old has started kung fu
(09:02:34) aryndel_vyst: can he dodge bullets
(09:07:53) vile_rat: rather not test that!

(09:57:22) vile_rat: fuck I wish I could get mumble to work here
(09:57:24) vile_rat: I'd eve
(09:57:25) vile_rat:
(09:57:31) vile_rat: it's not even connecting

(10:36:24) vile_rat: i had the best libyan dish today
(10:36:32) vile_rat: like those greek things wrapped in leaves
(10:36:34) vile_rat: but spicy as fuck

(10:53:39) vile_rat: it's beautiful here today
(10:53:44) vile_rat: I'm going to take some pictures of the compound tomorrow
(10:54:07) vile_rat: assuming we don't die tonight. We saw one of our 'police' that guard the compound taking pictures

(10:57:03) vile_rat: damn I've lost 8 pounds since I got here
(10:57:06) kismeteer: wow nice
(10:57:45) theadj: vile_rat: tapeworms have that effect
(10:57:55) vile_rat: it's just the kinds of food I'm eating
(10:57:57) vile_rat: nothings processed
(10:58:01) theadj: like I said
(10:58:04) the_mittani: enforced paleo diet
(10:58:04) theadj: tapeworms
(10:58:10) vile_rat: nope
(10:58:15) vile_rat: although
(10:58:21) vile_rat: if this is a tapeworm? I love tapeworms

(11:05:35) vile_rat: it owns now. I got the cook cooking a shitload of libuan food
(11:05:35) vile_rat: lybian
(11:05:35) vile_rat: http://www.temehu.com/Libyan-food.htm
(11:05:35) vile_rat: went down the list and said make all this

(12:38:41) vile_rat: so what would cause my dns to go out and no dns service to work either
(12:39:18) xttz: godaddy
(12:39:20) xttz: :/
(12:40:20) vile_rat: FUCK
(12:40:22) vile_rat: gunfire
(12:40:50) courthouse: in benghazi? periish the thought.
(12:41:16) courthouse: still, don't get shot VR
#492
(10:36:24) vile_rat: i had the best libyan dish today
(10:36:32) vile_rat: like those greek things wrapped in leaves
(10:36:34) vile_rat: but spicy as fuck

this guy was even more of a hick than me
#493
it is astounding that vilerat's first reaction upon hearing gunfire coming his way is to continue typing and let his guildmates know what's up.

#494
(12:38:41) vile_rat: so what would cause my dns to go out and no dns service to work either
(12:39:18) xttz: godaddy
(12:39:20) xttz: :/
(12:40:20) vile_rat: FUCK
(12:40:22) vile_rat: gunfire
#495
(11:05:35) vile_rat: it owns now. I got the cook cooking a shitload of libuan food
(11:05:35) vile_rat: lybian

he didnt know how to spell the country he was in. good grief
#496

GoldenLionTamarin posted:

(11:05:35) vile_rat: it owns now. I got the cook cooking a shitload of libuan food
(11:05:35) vile_rat: lybian

he didnt know how to spell the country he was in. good grief



it's a typo you dolt lmao

#497

ggw posted:

GoldenLionTamarin posted:

(11:05:35) vile_rat: it owns now. I got the cook cooking a shitload of libuan food
(11:05:35) vile_rat: lybian

he didnt know how to spell the country he was in. good grief

it's a typo you dolt lmao


i wasnt being entirely serious, bud

#498
yeah... 90% serious and 10% "joking"
#499

ggw posted:

GoldenLionTamarin posted:

(11:05:35) vile_rat: it owns now. I got the cook cooking a shitload of libuan food
(11:05:35) vile_rat: lybian

he didnt know how to spell the country he was in. good grief

it's a typo you dolt lmao



its insane, the posters of noted troop-hate site rhizzone will go to any length to drag a troop computer repairman through the mud

#500
^^^^^^^^
CAPITAL T FOR ARE TROOPS YOU ANTI-AMERICAN MOHAMMEDAN-LOVING TRAITOR


tpaine posted:

.custom90613{}Lytinwheedle posted:Haha, just found out. Sometimes even the state-thieved comforts of the green zone aren't the safest place to be in.
i already made this post.


Damn

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#501

jools posted:

i emailed mark ames with vilerats post history so hopefully we'll get a KILLED US DIPLOMAT WAS RACIST INTERNET MONSTER article out of it



did he write back "no shit sherlock" before deleting it?

#502

animedad posted:

so why again are they raising money for someone that probably pulled 150k+ a year and had life insurance?



a fake corporation is full of sycophants just a like a real corporation?

#503
sic semper cuntfucks
#504
(10:01:04 AM) ilmdge: i just wonder if his wife and kid think this is kind of weird that all anyone can talk about is EVE online character
(10:01:16 AM) aryanorion: shut the FUCK up
(10:01:28 AM) ilmdge: lol im sorry, just sayin
(10:01:50 AM) LeonardJCrabNebula: if you didnt play with him, you wouldn't understand, so fuck off. some of us have known him since before his kid was even born
(10:02:02 AM) directorbot: You cannot deny us our right to pay our respects for a fallen comrade. If the admiration of the hundreds/thousands who play this game overshadows the obligatory love of one wife and kid, it isn't our fault. But Sean Smith was a nameless IT jockey. Vile Rat was a Hero. Anybody can bust a nut into a whore, but It takes an exceptional Man to serve in the Goonswarm the way he did.
(10:02:16 AM) commanderass: well said
(10:03:00 AM) ilmdge: oh ok, that makes sense i guess..
#505
funny it's kind of like the opposite of how a normal person should feel.

"he was are internet bff, who gives a shit about his wife and kids?!?"
#506

ilmdge posted:


lol

#507
the simulacra of goondeath
#508
kinda like if ken's orgy & heroin buddies will show up for his shivaa and start talking about his sexcapades with his folks, you know goons, just cause some fella played spaceships with you doesn't mean he fucking wants it plastered on his tombstone. what the fuck happened to the average goon that they are emotionally so distant from the rest of humanity.
#509
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3447025&pagenumber=635&perpage=40#post407487973
#510
just saiyan
#511
FordPRefectLL posted:

I think a story about Sean would be fantastic on the radio show This American Life. If somebody with more intimate knowledge about his contributions to EVE and his life in general could email storypitch@thislife.org about it, they might be interested in doing a segment about him. There's more information about how to submit ideas here:

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/about/submissions
#512

tpaine posted:

True story: we have something like 20+ goons in the foreign service, and Sean was probably personally responsible for at least 25% of those choosing this career path.



i know the one who helped him file and approve his visa to libya.

#513
i don't know this guy but i read this thread and andrew sullivan is talking about him now

#514
i like how whenever something really funny happens back in SA all you need to do find the choicest posts on the subject is look at the leper's colony and follow the bans.
#515

Transient_Grace posted:

what the fuck happened to the average goon that they are emotionally so distant from the rest of humanity.



hrm yes, what "happened" indeed

#516
i will never, ever stop laughing at "any man may sire a family from the loins of a vapid cunt BUT THIS MAN BEGAT AN MMO GUILD SHOW SOME RESPECT!" wholly shit. hoary crap.
#517
anyone wants to wander the land in sackcloth and ashes howling supplication to an unfeeling god who so casually made and monitors this world of illusion and mist, hit me up. i'm good for wednesdays and most weekends.
#518

aerdil posted:

lol

#519

tpaine posted:

yeah, he was a racist and employed in a parasitic and bloodsucking capacity, but he *sniff* he gave me a freighter on my birthday...a freighter made out of poloygons...rip big daddy rat...

#520

GoldenLionTamarin posted:

What the everloving fuck. I can't believe someone as good-hearted as Vilerat had to die this way. My sincere goondolences to his wife and two children



haha I forget sometimes that there are people who still say without irony things like "What the everloving fuck."