"We will feed you grapes, dote over you, fan you with feathers, rub your feet, be the dashing hunk by your side as you walk down Rodeo Drive. We will style our hair (those of us that have it) in the latest fashions. We will tan our bodies, suck in our guts all day long, and generally do everything to make you happy. In return, you must fund our lifestyle when we're not with you, not ask too many direct questions about who we're with when we're not with you, and don't ask us where we were on friday and saturday night (if not with you)."
discipline posted:
what? where, why
uchicago and nyu, probbo either gonna go to uw-madison if my endless complaining at them for money doesn't work
jools posted:
lmao why the fuck are you whining about course fees while applying to two horrendously expensive private universities you moron
*maroon
clanzy posted:
gneeehhh my white people problems
yes, literally lmao
jools posted:
lmao why the fuck are you whining about course fees while applying to two horrendously expensive private universities you moron
community colleges and trade schools don't have frats man, i need to get the full college experience when i major in philosophy
jools posted:clanzy posted:
gneeehhh my white people problemsyes, literally lmao
i don't think that's fair though because rising university tuition fees and universities turning into business modeled assembly lines, manufacturing cubicle drones, is kind of a real issue (with "real" in air quotes using bunny fingers)
tpaine posted:AmericanNazbro posted:
why go to college when you can become a sex worker and earn 3 times the average college graduate's earnings, without incurring any debt??this is not as sexy as it sounds americanicebro. "sex workers" are not people who fuck for money, but are typically involved in the fucking industry. i'm talking condom factory foreman, fertility doctor, and...........................................JAIL GUARD! Rape :-P if you enjoyed this post please pass it along to 20 other people and i'll send you fifty dollars. That's right, fifty dollars. Now get crackin'!
there is nothing sexy about human beings, especially naked human beings grunting and expelling bodily fluids. shit's gross man, don't strawman me.
simply, though, being a sex worker is less degrading than donning a mcdonalds uniform or working an office job.
jools posted:clanzy posted:
gneeehhh my white people problemsyes, literally lmao
Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of two white men
jools posted:
Im white
actually you're disgustingly pale.
AmericanNazbro posted:
why go to college when you can become a sex worker and earn 3 times the average college graduate's earnings, without incurring any debt??
i'm pretty frumpy for one thing, so i'm more suited to academia.
Prospero posted:
well then
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tpaine posted:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3473931#post401815561discipline is this you
damn, thats a sick thread
aerdil posted:
i'd rather rot away in academia forever than get a real job
thisa this this epic this
-luke skywalker
Lessons posted:
who cares what school some dude when to. get a life, peace.
if goatstein told you he went to blah blah university and you met someone who also went to that school, nevermind...
discipline posted:
haha well if these prices are for undergrad, go to an instate school and then go to one of these big guys for grad stuff. you will get more money offered and it means more, it literally means shit where you went to undergrad in academia
this is likely what will happen
clanzy posted:
tbh it'd be cool to be a literature professor at some no-name school in the middle of the wilderness of minnesota so no one will give a shit what i do for the rest of my life
why don't you become an electrician
getfiscal posted:
why don't you become an electrician
don't wanna break a nail. don't wanna electrocute a nail