#81

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

man i sure like gif reactions to impending war


what in gods name

if we shoot a bunch of missiles into the dprk they can easily shoot missiles somewhere in rok or beyond

#82

ilmdge posted:

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

man i sure like gif reactions to impending war

what in gods name

if we shoot a bunch of missiles into the dprk they can easily shoot missiles somewhere in rok or beyond



the south koreans are like "don't worry he can't do it without our approval" like motherfucker he doesn't need the approval of the US congress. what are your bomb-shattered asses going to do about it anyway

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#83

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

man i sure like gif reactions to impending war





The new DictatorMeme™

#84
one Sensible idea put out there is that saddam passed his chemical wmds to syria and that's why gorge bush couldn't find them.
Surely not hard to believe that assad sent sent them to Korea in 2013, right under Obamas nose.
Perhaps putin made the transfer?
I wonder would the hyper active network of open source investigators jump on that?
#85

xipe posted:

one Sensible idea put out there is that saddam passed his chemical wmds to syria and that's why gorge bush couldn't find them.
Surely not hard to believe that assad sent sent them to Korea in 2013, right under Obamas nose.
Perhaps putin made the transfer?
I wonder would the hyper active network of open source investigators jump on that?


he emailed them through the democrats email server. goblins in bed with the goblins.

#86
preemptive strikes on the basis of weapons testing. thats a new one. brave new world and all that eh?
#87
so is this war actually going to happen or what?
#88
Day of the Sun is tomorrow, so we might have an answer as soon as then.
#89
But a U.S. military official, who requested anonymity to discuss planning, said the U.S. doesn't intend to use military force against North Korea in response to either a nuclear test or a missile launch.

https://www.apnews.com/86626d21ea2b45c79457a873a747c452/Trump-strategy-on-NKorea:-'Maximum-pressure-and-engagement

Moammar Gaddafi: skinny and dead
Kim Jong Un: fat and alive
Imperialism: Tiger shaped but made of paper
#90

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

man i sure like gif reactions to impending war



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#91
That happened to a chicken farmer near where I grew up.. a heat wave killed like 20000 birds and they just dug a mass grave, which later exploded from gas buildup and sent rotten chickens across their property
e: http://www.upi.com/Archives/1986/06/05/Chickens-explode/5802518328000/ my memory works!!
#92
#93
turns out the boats that trump announced he ordered to korea were actually thousands of miles away and heading in the opposite direaction. fortunatly eagle eyed observers noticed this and now the boats have turned around and are definatly heading to corea, we can all breath a sigh of relief
#94
Mods, now that we've established that Kim Jong Un is not fat, I move that we close this thread. Discussion can continue in the Why is everything in the DPRK done just for us? thread, as I'm still not sure why they do everything just for us.
#95
#96
hes not fat
#97
north korean famine so bad that even the head of state has lost weight
#98
kim jong un is fat, and meanwhile his people are full of intestinal worms because they poop on their crops https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/17/world/asia/north-korean-defector-parasitic-worms.html
#99
^^ https://rhizzone.net/articles/making-war-over-worm/
#100
Love a twist on the classics!!
#101
when you're only having seconds.. he's having twenty-thirds
when he goes to get his shoes shined, he's got to take their word! because he's fat! kim jong-un is fat
#102

#103
bbkju
#104
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/americans-weight-gain-since-1980s-startling/
#105
in an historic summit this afternoon, the leaders of North and South Korea declared an end to the Korean War after nearly 70 years. some analysts report this may have the unexpected side effect of retroactively rendering North Korean leader Kim a “skinny legend”.
#106
kim jong swoon
#107
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#108

swampman posted:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/americans-weight-gain-since-1980s-startling/



"There are many active efforts to combat obesity, but our culture at large is in the business of propagating it for profit, from big food to big media to big pharma. It's that simple. We do much more, across the expanse of our culture, to foster obesity than to defend against it," Katz said.



editor asleep at the wheel again it seems, tsk tsk

#109


oh, i forgot
#110
#111
typo in thread title; those jncos are clearly "phat"
#112
close thread:

#113

shapes posted:

close thread:


#114

shapes posted:

close thread:



goldmine

#115
Mr. Trump as we have told you many times before, lurkers don't pay the bills.
#116
#117
good picture.
#118
He's got the sauce (literally, metaphorically)
#119
Kim Jong Un recently returned from a productive and banquet-filled visit to the Russian Federation, further cementing a friendly relationship between the DPRK and Russia



#120
in six months I'll be legally allowed to make jokes abt other ppl being fat