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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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lol
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Seafood is gross, fuck the ocean it's full of piss.
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why is all that shrimp covered in sand. i've never been to a red lobster. explain all this.
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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Endless, my ass. Me and the family exhausted the Branson, MO location's pitiful supply of shrimp and didn't even get so much as a apology. Sad.
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i used to eat Ending shrimp but then i had some and this shit made me allergic to its self
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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im gonna say i'm sorry i'm a vegetarian bc honestly owning the red lobster corporation with performative gluttony sounds sick as hell
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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My Mouth A Seeping Sore, My Teeth Worn To Roots, Yet New Shrimp Arrive
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Nice new Forum tpaine
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the doxxing of tpaine
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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red lobster is the most communist food chain. it's right there in the name. also red robin
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end the shrimp plz
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Nirvana - Endless, Nameless, Shrimp.mp3
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Avoid the Void©
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also, never forget

Kenneth Lamar Noid Edit
On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a special pizza and a salad and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police. After the incident ended, Police Chief Reed Miller offered an assessment to reporters: "He's para-Noid." Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity. Noid spent three months in a mental institution, but eventually committed suicide in 1995. This incident caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot.

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Black Belt
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i highly recommend looking into red lobster's divers in central america
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karphead posted:

also, never forget



Kenneth Lamar Noid Edit
On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a special pizza and a salad and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police. After the incident ended, Police Chief Reed Miller offered an assessment to reporters: "He's para-Noid." Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity. Noid spent three months in a mental institution, but eventually committed suicide in 1995. This incident caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot.


they've been avoiding the noid ever since

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UNUSUALY COOL
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lobster diver, youve been down too long in the lobster sea, catching lobsters for me
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cars posted:

lobster diver, youve been down too long in the lobster sea, catching lobsters for me


i keep thinking about this post and laughing.