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Lee de Paauw, an 18-year-old from Queensland state, was at a hostel in the northern Queensland town of Innisfail around 2:30 a.m. on Sunday when he started bragging that he could swim in the river, a known habitat for aggressive saltwater crocodiles, said Sophie Paterson, a British backpacker who was at the hostel.

She and several others egged him on, though none of them thought he'd actually get in the water, Paterson said.
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literally Innisfail
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innisfail is a stupid place in alberta too. funny how that works
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but did he get the girl?
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Queensland cunt!
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tbqh this is a good start and i am impressed, but i'd be super impressed if all the backpackers jumped into croc water
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Sophie...
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Stunned silence on the footy field
Gasping parents drop their tinnies
Silence turns to panicked screams
As little Jimmy gets torn to shreds

Strange things happen in Queensland

Runaway croc knows where to find lunch
The fat little turd never stood a chance
Pasty skin covered in holes
Shredded child sprinkled over the grass
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people from the netherlands are subhuman and of course the deathdrive croc diving queenslander has the rhodiest soundin name. i can hear the cries of 40000 years of accumulated indigenous trauma screamin in agony when i think of that totem ass croc gettin walloped on the gazza by fuckin Innisbred van der Koonsangehwerty here. fuckin
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it's possible the crocodile itself was oppressed. thanks to erasure we just don't know.