#4281
Congrats, Petrol! Hope your partner is recovering well.

We really need a dadcrew gang tag.
#4282
peenworm is alive but he unfriended me because i annoyed him by trolling him a lot. anyway it's canon that they watch a lot of TV, such as Dr. Who. plus Keven should have included Wayne in the list.
#4283
Wayne is not a member of this community, nor would he desire to be. Leave him to raise his child in peace.
#4284
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#4285

Keven posted:

Wayne is not a member of this community, nor would he desire to be. Leave him to raise his child in peace.

Incorrect.

http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/user/Wayne/

#4286
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#4287

getfiscal posted:

Keven posted:

Wayne is not a member of this community, nor would he desire to be. Leave him to raise his child in peace.

Incorrect.

http://www.rhizzone.net/forum/user/Wayne/



Wow. Real cute.

#4288
Active shooter, armed with a knife,
#4289
Active Shitter.
#4290

ilmdge posted:

Active shooter, armed with a knife,


gunbladechart.jpg

#4291
he's a somali muslim. goongrats everyone
#4292
Let us consider the story of the laughable Somali Muslim who did a spree shooting with a knife.
#4293

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

why would a cat eat lasanga


well a cat eats spaghetti, why not

i hope you have seen the cat being fed spaghetti at a table picture enough that it's burned permanently into your brain and i don't even need to post it

#4294
#4295
nice use of Pappyrus
#4296
more like Papi-rus.

e: nice ninja edit
#4297
i still wonder a lot what would have happened if i'd gone to cuba for failson med school instead of italy
#4298
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#4299
flying round trip to california is fun because on the way there it's 80-90% gorgeous tan laid back people and then on the trip back all that's left is us grease trolls seconds away from strangling each other with our headphone cables. it's like a filter you flip over and see everyone suitable for doing yoga in a valtrex commercial caught on the other side
#4300
I always loved flying california back to alaska b/c it's like a transition from socialites to grease cowboys, less compelling in current years b/c everyones wearing leggings and a stupid shirt regardless of background now.

I also like going west coast -> east coast because the further east you get the more everyone crowds in like a bunch of puppies that have to pee in the million minutes between them saying they're starting boarding and letting anyone on the plane.
#4301
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#4302

tpaine posted:

why would you fly all the way to cali for a sex party



california knows how to sex party.

#4303

tpaine posted:

why would you fly all the way to cali for a sex party



Don't ask questions you know the answer to.

#4304
haha yeah, do you really think he'd go to an alaskan sex party? the mind shudders
#4305
I just saw the bat signal. It is now time for us to begin ironically rehabilitating Pol Pot

https://curiouscat.me/getfiscal/post/50234117
https://curiouscat.me/getfiscal/post/50114541
https://curiouscat.me/getfiscal/post/50108384
https://curiouscat.me/getfiscal/post/50023271
#4306
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#4307
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#4308
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#4309

roseweird posted:

what is this website and why does it present contextless questions one at a time, asked by a cat

It's linked into Twitter and allows people to ask me helpful questions about my life:

#4310
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#4311
I think it might be a malicious AI.
#4312
And I'm not that big on glory. *adjusts Stetson whilst staring out over the range*
#4313
People get really fresh on that site
#4314

stegosaurus posted:

And I'm not that big on glory. *adjusts Stetson whilst staring out over the range*

I'm 35 and sometimes I already feel like Tommy Lee Jones in No Country for Old Men... I see young people excited about something and I'm like... Hmm... Can't understand that energy there... Things have changed around here. Not really set up for this place now. Just gonna live out my days and let the robots and genders take their course.

#4315
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#4316

roseweird posted:

im a genderbot. it will be ok. my cat cuestion for getfiscal is will u be my friend

of course. you should email me more about what you're up to! i'm not sure if you use the same email.

#4317

getfiscal posted:

stegosaurus posted:

And I'm not that big on glory. *adjusts Stetson whilst staring out over the range*

I'm 35 and sometimes I already feel like Tommy Lee Jones in No Country for Old Men... I see young people excited about something and I'm like... Hmm... Can't understand that energy there... Things have changed around here. Not really set up for this place now. Just gonna live out my days and let the robots and genders take their course.



I've been living like that one calvin and hobbes strip

#4318
I was going to post it but I can't find it. Go ahead and mentally decide which calvin and hobbes strip i was referring to. have a good one.
#4319

Keven posted:

I was going to post it but I can't find it. Go ahead and mentally decide which calvin and hobbes strip i was referring to. have a good one.

The one about 9/11

#4320
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