#1961
donald trump snipe is an anagram for Penis Land Dump Rot
#1962
tpan
#1963
if this site got more traffic i'd write a "the leftist case for voting trump" thinkpiece to make people salty
#1964
for the record i don't support trump but i find him hilarious in an insult comedy kind of way and i really enjoy that he's exposed that the entirety of the opinionmaker class is almost irrelevant
#1965
Which triggers liberals more, saying you're voting for trump or stein?
#1966

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

if this site got more traffic i'd write a "the leftist case for voting trump" thinkpiece to make people salty



The Sam Harris fraud piece seems to be getting shared and discussed round the wider internet

#1967
goat is going to vote for trump. i can feel it in the air
#1968

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

if this site got more traffic i'd write a "the leftist case for voting trump" thinkpiece to make people salty


traffic goes up all the time

also, if you write it, they will come. and tweet about it, angrily

#1969
Hits follow the rant is the conventional name for a now-discredited theory of internetology that was popular throughout t H E r H i z z o n E during the early 21st century.
#1970
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/national-polls/

look at this. literally every poll in 538's "adjusted leader" projection is giving clinton an equal or greater chance of winning of what the poll actually says. sometimes Silver moves the number by as much as five points, so if a poll says trump is up by three, Actually, he's down by two. he says one pollster has an A+ accuracy rating and he adjusts the poll from +2 Trump to a Tie, based on what? fortunately for Silver he's already burrowed deep enough in Punditry that even if the jabbering nerd class has a rude awakening and meltdown on November 9th he's going to skate from being a useless hack with a whiny blog post
#1971
i think goat has been inspired by sam's success in the NYT and is now gunning for an opportunity at the drudge report
#1972
Tbf that would own
#1973

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/national-polls/look at this. literally every poll in 538's "adjusted leader" projection is giving clinton an equal or greater chance of winning of what the poll actually says. sometimes Silver moves the number by as much as five points, so if a poll says trump is up by three, Actually, he's down by two. he says one pollster has an A+ accuracy rating and he adjusts the poll from +2 Trump to a Tie, based on what? fortunately for Silver he's already burrowed deep enough in Punditry that even if the jabbering nerd class has a rude awakening and meltdown on November 9th he's going to skate from being a useless hack with a whiny blog post


people already have been dunking on nate silver since the primary season. he had that "polls PLUS" which like added 5 points for every endorsement or something. everything he did just made the raw data less accurate

#1974
i love that i have to argue with my phone. that's one thing science fiction authors never predicted. having to retype "tbf" 3 times because my phone kept saying "tbf isn't a word, did you mean TBD?" no phone, i didn't. then i bet it gets all shitty about it too, trailing off like a passive aggressive grandma "ok, ok, you meant tbf, you know, you're probably right, it's not like i'm connected to a million supercomputers and all of human knowledge or anything..."
#1975
just turn off automatic autocorrect idiot
#1976

aerdil posted:

just turn off automatic autocorrect idiot



blood alone moves the wheels of history

#1977
#1978
is that tpaine
#1979
The video captures Trump talking with Billy Bush of “Access Hollywood” on a bus with Access Hollywood written across the side. They were arriving on the set of “Days of Our Lives” to tape a segment about Trump’s upcoming cameo on the soap opera.

The tape obtained by the Post includes audio of Bush and Trump’s conversation inside the bus, as well as audio and video once they emerge from it to begin shooting the segment.

In that audio, Trump discusses a failed attempt to seduce a woman, whose full name is not given in the video.

“I moved on her and I failed. I’ll admit it,” Trump is heard saying. It was unclear when the events he was describing took place. The tape was recorded several months after he married his third wife, Melania.

“Whoa,” another voice said.

“I did try and f--- her. She was married,” Trump says.

Trump continues: “And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’”

“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married,” Trump says. “Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”

At that point in the audio, Trump and Bush appear to notice Arianne Zucker, the actress who is waiting to escort them into the soap opera set.

“Your girl’s hot as s---, in the purple,” says Bush, who’s now a co-host of NBC’s “Today” show.

“Whoa!” Trump says. “Whoa!”

“I’ve gotta use some tic tacs, just in case I start kissing her,” Trump says.“You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful -- I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”

“And when you’re a star they let you do it,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”

“Whatever you want,” says another voice, apparently Bush’s.

“Grab them by the p---y,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”

A spokeswoman for NBC Universal, which produces and distributes “Access Hollywood,” declined comment.

“This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course - not even close,” Trump said in a statement. “I apologize if anyone was offended.”
#1980
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/trump-continues-hammer-central-park-article-1.2821286
#1981
i prefer the accelerationist argument for voting trump over the "he is an anti-imperialist if you really think about it"
#1982
i will bet anything he's getting elected. there's no way he isn't. the fact that the polls are close means he will win, imo, considering how huge the shy respondent rate, or whatever you call it when people are ashamed of publicly admitting their real preference, must be.

and everyone will be shocked and the media will be lost and blah blah just like brexit. and just like every time corbyn wins his shit again. there is so much appetite for voting the fuck-you option
#1983

HenryKrinkle posted:

i prefer the accelerationist argument for voting trump over the "he is an anti-imperialist if you really think about it"



which is it if you say trump will rip the veil off the niceties of america and show us for what we are

#1984
https://zeroanthropology.net/2016/10/06/donald-trump-and-empire-an-assessment/

a lot of words trying to untangle trump's contradictory and absurd blather about foreign policy and somehow concludes he wants to manage US decline in a peaceful fashion. enjoy.
#1985

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

HenryKrinkle posted:

i prefer the accelerationist argument for voting trump over the "he is an anti-imperialist if you really think about it"

which is it if you say trump will rip the veil off the niceties of america and show us for what we are

that's basically accelerationism.

#1986
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#1987
US elections make everyone paying attention to them lose their faculties until about a month or two after they're over
#1988

glomper_stomper posted:

i hope forte goes back to normal after the election because this is some lame ass shit and it's been goin on for about half a year now.

he also ignores a lot of trump's own words that contradict his view that trump is somehow different. i mean Trump's support for propping up Saudi Arabia is right out there in the open and Forte just states otherwise.

and the section on trump's anti-iran saber-rattling treats it like some sort of aberration from his otherwise peaceful policies. it's just bizarre.

#1989
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#1990
it really shouldn't be hard to see that of the two options for president of amerikkka, the openly white supremacist option beats the transparently deceitful liberal 9 times out of 10. i've said it before and i'll say it again: trump is going to win
#1991
It seems like having "only two options" (OTO) is having a increasingly pro-war effect on the majority, even classic libs. Because uncertainty is incomprehensible, the feeble mind gives way to Tweet Pressure
#1992
I don't see how Trump can win with the political and economic establishment so firmly behind Clinton. The CIA can rig elections anywhere in the world except the USA apparently.
#1993
personally im strongly OTO (ordo templi orientis). blessed be
#1994
i think he meant "one time only"?
#1995
Can't handle liberals with this leaked rapey conversation while the media pretends the real story of Hillary confirmed support of the ttp and ttip through wikileaks doesn't exist and the campaign doesn't even disguise their accusation that anything bad is russia's fault. It's the social media aspect I think because the liberal uniformity and conformity makes the nightmare of structuralism seem mild.

Rather than the post structuralist attack on apparatus theory as technological determinism (and therefore a priori wrong to petty bourgeois academics), the theory needs to be recovered, further integrated into Marxism, and made even stronger to understand the present age.
#1996


babyhueypnewton posted:

It's the social media aspect I think because the liberal uniformity and conformity makes the nightmare of structuralism seem mild.



What do you mean by this?

do you have any thoughts on what such an updated apparatus theory would have to say about these types of smokescreens? I've noticed how the media tends to to latch on to the farcical, disgusting aspects of Trumps character to the exclusion of the farcical, disgusting aspects of Clinton's. I get the sense that you are calling for an improved theoretical lens to understand this and I am intrigued.

#1997
the media is pointing out all the reasons that trump shouldn't be president, instead of acknowledging all the things that point out that hilary could be a president, but she would be a terrible one.
#1998
nvm

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#1999


this is gonna be a bloodbath
#2000
thats juanita broderick and paula jones