#2401
Dont Mess With Sucess
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Well, I'm glad you're finally ready to throw yourself upon the gears of the machine
#2402
mt.real
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Scrree posted:

an eternally inward facing spiral of complete horseshit


i think we finally found the slogan for the rhizzone ad campaign

#2403
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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so many mean words
#2404
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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i only brought up the dead dude because i can't post "he sucked you moron" to people i know irl. i'm mourning him by reading a TCC thread. here's the plot

PERSON 1 (death permaban): should i try heroin
PERSON 2 (death permaban): no don't
PERSON 1: ok i'm trying heroin
(week passes)
PERSON 1: wow heroin is great
(six months pass)
PERSON 1: anyone know good price to sell all this copper wire i stole from my grandma's house
#2405
UNUSUALY COOL
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post the fucking link you child having home owner
#2406
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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i'm summarizing the stories of many fallen goons. here's a good one though http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2208516
#2407
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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this is one of my favorite posts of all time


i opened the MMB and i did do some research, like this is the most powerful drug i've ever done and i was expecting it to be however, in my screwed up lil high mind i just put a bit less in than i had been doing prior and i gained consciousness in an ambulance outside my house, i think i was being violent ........ (against my nature) cause i got the feeling that the people in the ambulance with me were having a hard time, anyways i then threatened the guy to let me off the ambulance and i went back to bed only to wake up naked on the floor being handcuffed and taken to hospital. Interesting to note despite being incredibly drugged out of my face i managed to hide the MMB in my boxers the entire day.

I get home...... that was very stressful i said, i think i need a JOINT after that.............. regained consciousness in hospital in the same day LOL, i even made extra special care to like 1/3rd my dose honestly you could barely tell there was a substance in my cigarette. Got home, and .......... had another joint the ambulance was called again.

This is really not normal for me and i can't explain to you why i kept doing this to myself but understand i rarely ever touch drugs maybe once a year i'll get "drug urges" and order some RC'S that's all.

Anyways i order the same a week later after doing more research and i was hospitalised for the 3rd time after the 2 grams of thj, when i hot home.

I was putting in THREE specs of the finest powder at the end of a cigarette and finally managed to just relax and get high but you know what? I prefer the high THJ2201 has over this, because this stuff is more like "indica" and will put you to sleep, tjh2201 is much more mentally altering.

In conclusion even if you know your amounts and are measuring volumetrically - you don't know how this will effect you just leave it
#2408
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The funniest goon drug thread was the one where that guy fell asleep on his arm while completely fucked on heroin and his arm died, and he then (like a baby) refused to have the dead parts amputated, and just had the doctors scoop out all his dead muscle and leave him with a big dangly windsock arm.
#2409
Poronto
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Gibbonstrength posted:

The funniest goon drug thread was the one where that guy fell asleep on his arm while completely fucked on heroin and his arm died, and he then (like a baby) refused to have the dead parts amputated, and just had the doctors scoop out all his dead muscle and leave him with a big dangly windsock arm.



can you do that in the states lol. treat a medical professional like they're the guy designing your bathroom. "gimme an eggwhisk for a head dammit, im a paying customer"

#2410
UNUSUALY COOL
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doctors in the united states are syndicate-pimped escorts who look and act like mengele. they are often young earth creationists and consider themselves scientists.
#2411
UNUSUALY COOL
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also universal health care is important. please ensure the mentally ill get help, and so on.
#2412
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The guy who took the "joose" and woke up a week later with no job, no girlfriend, and no god. Think your 2014 was bad? That's how his started.
#2413
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Goat storm you are correct to think that addicts are narssistic liars who should be steered clear of and don't particularly deserve any sympathy or credit. Or rather, it doesn't matter if they deserve it or not because if you give it to them they'll take advantage of you.
#2414
Mike Nelson here.
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#2416
chickeon
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lets round em up with the cripples and fucken, put em all in one place while we think of some kind of Solution
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#2418
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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chickeon posted:

lets round em up with the cripples and fucken, put em all in one place while we think of some kind of Solution



mods?

#2419
UNUSUALY COOL
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tpaine posted:

i bet cripples aren't very good at fighting demons.



*opens the sort of shitty book i read* Actually,

#2420
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so i google searched that designer drug in goatstein's post and this story came up: https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=105904

normal story about being an idiot, but i liked this sentence:

Next minute I'm in the ER, I have nurses telling me to take off my pants and at first I said no, but then I was like hell ya lol



lol

#2421
Occupied Aztlan
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I have to run a local get out the vote campaign and it feels like I'm in hell
#2422
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Theres a huge epidemic of synthetic weed in Anchorage right now... I guess they;re just rando research chemicals so people just become insane sometimes. Seems epic to me but hell I'm just a damn hick who'll never even understand how to pronounce Grundrisse.
#2423
UNUSUALY COOL
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don't try to pitch your zombie novel kickstarter here
#2424
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Keven posted:

Theres a huge epidemic of synthetic weed in Anchorage right now... I guess they;re just rando research chemicals so people just become insane sometimes. Seems epic to me but hell I'm just a damn hick who'll never even understand how to pronounce Grundrisse.


that's everywhere it's a Thing

#2425
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they even smoke that synthetic weed in colorado, although its mostly Troops who smoke it to try to fool the dod drug tests
#2426
Dont Mess With Sucess
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TG posted:

they even smoke that synthetic weed in colorado, although its mostly Troops who smoke it to try to fool the dod drug tests

Oh that's nice because at least if they go permanently insane they can still do their jobs

#2427
mt.real
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i am a member of unifor now. here we go~
#2428
Online
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The feline international union for disc jockeys
#2429
Online
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Feline Association for the International League of Animal Industry DJs
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#2432
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Either tim h or eric w or tim n eric got stabbed by a neighbor in synthetic weed and i was stabbed as a teenager by a friend on what we bought as acid but i now know from experience to have been a cocktail of research chemicals . Good sh*t
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#2434
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Who
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#2436
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Who was?
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#2438
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Who was he and what happened?
#2439
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I dont rly like the eagles of death metal tbh (i wouldnt shoot up one of their shows or anything ofc)
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