#1
do not ever drink, drive, or die

please stay safe and sane and do what you were already doing

just even more revolutionarily safely and lovingly

I AM SAFE SANE AND SOBER RIGHT NOW

that's why i can right a post about such a heavy, unironic topic ironically
#2
Anti-alcohol rhetoric is bourgeois and racist
#3
Sippin' n Swervin'

Don't Do It
#4

gyrofry posted:

Anti-alcohol rhetoric is bourgeois and racist



Cultural relativism is bad mmkay

#5
#6
OP doesnt know how to party. Shut up nerd.
#7
Also just learned theineff and makeshift swahili are not (???) the same persyn...
#8
whatever op, im gonna get in my car and drive for uber blackout drunk just to spite u & hopefully take out some tech startup workers at the same time
#9

EmanuelaBrolandi posted:

OP doesnt know how to party. Shut up nerd.


i danced in the top of a fuckign treehouse the other day. and im a fucking hipster who used to drink a whole bottle of wine as pregame for dancing from 10pm-3am

so don't give me this bullshit
im so drunk right now i will probably die after typing this post

#10
lol
#11
if he dies, i want the name NoFreeWill and pink ninja gets the name Peelzebub
#12


fair trade