#1
"Then again, all Eisenhower knew was thaiish coconut milk, fresh basil"

"wait actually that's just plain anglophobic. Who's with me?"

"We have a bunch of woman's rights. Iran is engaging in an originalist legal world"

"note that, if true, Unprecedented, Existential Threat of cavebased Islamic Terrorists trying to ioioiowaaaaaa"

"black bear NOT half the Milwaukee area showing werner herzog's new tunes?"

"32 hours i sunk into central minnesota's illicit world"
#2
"assigned reading my facebook feed"
#3
this fucking shit is like crack for pretentious assholes. like, for example, myself
#4
Riding at a black hole and destroying the universe where they made a synagogue.

Rode over Prague, despite Czechs being essentially useless, but I see Kafka on free

This is in the Unified Theory of my proudest moments.

Probably the Funkismograph, Dark Funk. While Dark Funk is its own Embassy?!?

Just for once, science comes up with an indisputable fact

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#5
hahahaha when a gaping sore of violence and breaking youtube on twitter forever

dog we are, and how ugly, shrill, and how is to transform impossible into possible
#6
you weren't kidding about how addictive this is, I never knew that repackaging my own narcissism could be so beautiful
#7
people be fucken loven this shit on the internet
#8
"I'd say colon cancer, because, I mean, cancer of an american 'left'"
"Kelly you brilliant historian crusader king, the fullout unabashed religious nutjob running constantly See, there"
"If obama had say, whipped out"
"Good old buildings and machines and junk laying in thinking otherwise..."
"LONG LIVE GADDAFI AND THE jackets I miss you"
"After the Khmer Rouge, who shot Biggie Smalls?"

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#9
Free Film screening of my own dick. Son
#10

acephalousuniverse posted:

people be fucken loven this shit on the internet



These are Exactly The Epic Content I'd Need to know

#11
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#12
lol Andrea Lizardwife Mitchell calling a sudden and its library from one more motherfuckin time

Rise Through the Planet of Texas exploding

if i doubt even TYPE the anthrax in that

so why arent Republicans crying armageddon about Obama's mentor & friends.

Apparently the personal beliefs and PATRON SAINT OF TELLING PEOPLE

haha wow, ok so glad Andrew Breitbart is dead.

thats all the United States of firstclass mail. Automatic rifle
#13
dogs have to get it, Mel Gibson hates Jews.
#14
is there any way automatically generate these and have them post to a twitter account every few minutes?
#15
"nobody likes a minigolf decorative spaceship rockin a hotel in public as a actual film in vegas accessed my escalade through this"

"smash patriarchy fight the library of being the two countries. tl;dr, eatadiccup, rick perry"

"queer volkische afrofuturist symphonic blackened doom 3 type beat."

"horseshit and a righteous temple to unlock Mankind’s secret identity of your mom. ice in it, it's a rich friends"

"it's a human being mercilessly twerked against pussy riot is, jesus christ"

"just for his offensive distasteful numbers associated with baldr and the whole vibe"

"this is pretty much the most undersampled band in the first place i been described as shaq could shoot terrorists with different maps and better than the novelty of people"

"old video is pretty sure shoegaze gone acidhouse."

"more videos on the internet durhurhur im a crime mob family with a bong, hey worm with a pig"

"hey what can i say, the meatus downward just to tend to my brother"

"Samedi rides with the trapaholics dj talking about the moneyflossin"

"hard like snacks on ruins porn photographers, beating women than people"

"this is the fuckin mario bros never discover the woz too, s/o lil Ugly mane"

"the apparent eurocentrism of condoms, fills them alive, save your breath smells like"

"shit like fish carcasses drying in my life"

"don't even got the dude speared by big ds, and seek nothing much, just ghostriding a joint, thx bruh, i just bought a gun to school"

"2012 is pretty much the lenny bruce of my dick"

"We all live action, md geist, angel cop, double dragon, escape from prudent republicans how your money"

"it’s like firearms dude not inherently radical and funny"

"i can't be sorta kinda making unwanted passes at hotel staff with her or the halloween emporium, then i'm sorry"

"jihad is the 2008 election being reenacted by t-rexes"

"remember when everybody and how does the sharp decline in a twitter conversation with the nastiest unix programmer hair"

"terminator salvation starring chief keef"

"SSHauptsturmführer Amon Leopold Goatse"

"bono killed himself, would a cold budweiser hit the subtle high artistic qualities of crass, an elementary school"

"that mission is due to morrissey being a country"

"trapmuzik meets dump.fm music"

"the dreamcast will live by john wilkes booth"
#16

yukikosyndrome posted:

"2012 is pretty much the lenny bruce of my dick"



catchphrase

#17
protip: nsa uses markov chain fingerprint analysis to cross-reference ur forum acct with the manifesto u wrote for ur cell
#18
"The Koreas are you know, that middle place between sexy and it's like funnelcakes."

"My dubstep '"

"Concerned about possible problems with my ruined friday"

"iphone project seems promising..."

"Just had to ask Jim about strategery and the only way"

"my postingfu is giving guitar icon Peter Dan got a new laptop"

"ASVAB on carnegie hall with that"

"they demanded my Karen..."

"do i dare work"

"A sensual cavity search"

"found out my coworker's son is actually an upgrade"

"what is with guns drawn pointing at current levels."
"Hopefully the end"

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#19
apparently it's actually easier if I know I'm just TOTALLY SCREWED
#20
as for the relentless onslaught of facebook platitudes and assumed that someone get this

This is the maoist thirdworldist is revealed, and physical project that's right, zionist supremacy has finally been this

both how the sax should know what the iniquities of modern life, he may have been lost!

blue eyed master from a bunch of hulk hogan or multiple wayans brothers is not


han bennink, a blow against Proper islamic dietary choices.

christ smites the moneylenders from the mouth throat and hands

ayn*sync would just about is details on repeat this, this

up next is tiesto and nugent's verklarte nacht a manner vaguely politically allegorical. It's on Le Monde's list of 100 greatest noninternal danger to peer pressure. Come join the struggle! there's a heavy antiisraeli sentiment was in fact exactly what I advocate, but bumbiddybumTOOOT.

but dinner to the entirely unexpected context of POW atrocity starring david bowie and ryuichi sakamoto's theme to merry christmas to work with

one the scatological cantata of the upper west

Some of the bourgeoisie. I implore you, make Hajj to reiterate christopher hitchens was a solo performance piece of interior life

maybe the chabad dudes are on janet jackson and ashes because seriously hardcore mourning starts

Do. Ri. To.

In sunny Atlanta in possession of our glorious friendship is a recruitment cartoon from Aum Shinrikyo doomsday cult that everytime you

not only does the noble p'zone return to a pony tail.


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come combat into cuddlepuddle, one brawl at a time

books aren't safe and sports aren't safe and sports aren't funny, the iraq war is refusing to abdicate.

thai transvestite covers black sabbath and now properly legally supported by the least display of emotion or feeling, the one of the moment. Ted Kaczynski, apparently a plurality of leeches is called my bicep, filled

i think i was killed by that prostitute louis armstrong

his security is the source for almost the triumphant michael bay version of what it

i want cowboy buttsex we can't link the muslim brotherhood to just hurt.

i think he thinks about political mush aside, a lot of anal cunt died

rave, rave against the dying of my lunch, fire of my mouth.

eichmann in my head mouth and uttered a vulgar and physical frailty

The total eradication of healthy parts. In horror of maturity

In a palindrome feeble eel beef

grandma sharon on the one of Slipknot's founders and the antiquarian book

hahahah someone put an amorphously ethnic person

yes to thomas mannheim steamroller, a fatal and permanent no to tom wolfe eyes, and great! My recital, which was written while he was havin dough

after tonight i'm infertile

paused in your chest! your ass I can result in wide

on the Islamic way of chicken soup for affection, The board, so

save it for the gentle nafta resort hang vibes, but alqaeda's magazine targeted at his death can kiss a brick Elliott Carter has to a publicity photo.

Dieses Bild wurde auf badischezeitung.de veröffentlicht.

wet and sensual sonic thickness for wet and sensual people

that christopher hitchens is a dope and that funeral arrangements cost jewish amounts of internet affection for boston

were a parade of nubiles, muttering i'll bring the New age of healthy parts. In horror of such

both how tomorrow will publicly shame your two most emasculating moments to that alanis morissette song.

i want to be a worthless piece of his boxers today

next time zones would be a hurricane of what eric lane refers to be renamed NeoBoston, or possibly ComIntern/Politburo

my head at COMMUNIST MENTAL HOUSE IN ESTONIA

apparently vybz kartel didn't go to make Hajj to get the shining

the linked video of judgment doesn't eat enough how on earth did weird al jazeera feed your ass I can result in wide

playing in fort point in the most sexually violent and tender thing courtesy of zoe

weight pride world star hip hop moment on rural madagascar In oral traditions,all power relations—or at 1130, you

volare, whoaohohoh; tarrare, whoaohohoh

also mick barr are probably my greatest noninternal danger to israel's survival

watching gaddafi get pulled from stormfront aside, a lot of blitcon stuff tastes like your ass I know more

two households, both of the alpotini is a monstrous abomination hath adonai wrought?

other folks may even want to god, but instead of the big screech, lisa turtle/ tooled on my brain garbage

got a blue eyed master from the british fascist league 1935! 4 Dutch poster about perfect.

happy mother's milk, budae jigae style desolate violent death squad junk yard or multiple wayans brothers is not

his security is the spitting image of the hate and contempt he was absolutely crush you.

I love paying taxes, hold those crab carcasses on the big heeb, from new republic and nourishing for you!

every solage piece and everybody's been able to get the feeling or self mutilation

Krankheit ist Talentlosigkeit being greater than the warsaw ghetto 1971 5 the knowledge that there

watching gaddafi get into the mantle of PaRDeS, OuLiPo, RaHoWa, and possibly magnanimity, I'm confused, sure, but a corollary of Ribs are woven together in the times cooler

Vangelis, the composer who had all their minds already but mostly i smell deep, dark trouble

Vangelis, the composer who scored every chechen mujahid.

plaque springs eternal within the exploitation of gunther schuller as Anschluss Fur Jud Suss

he may have involved 1 freakin with 2 live crew 2 hella tran dogs/ spraytanned bachelorettes and You

einsturglenn neubecken would be learnt here?

beenie man sings my dreams
#21
tldr
#22
Free coffee is being an act and this ones going out at the airport, fuck off

Yeah it's like shit yay!

Tobacco in your eye hurts like woah!

Yay driving in to ya

one hot chick

And also I'm apparently really week. I got to a hidden secret waterslide?!

I saw something I've done but i like this a bunch of old man

Couldn't stand the temptation being an hour late for Hooker Sunday!!

I saw an abusive relationship with a lawyer? Uhhhh no...

That actually sounds awesome;
#23
2nd shift on 9/11 is dating now?

All that snow and ice on him, I've decided I'm going

I'm going to train ya bro

its all good, I've got amazing things I find an open letter to my nokia

glad I was told there would be humorous, except the ppl involved

When I'm not like they say uh oh, Ohio...

Lol i didnt know they don't turn in a local markets.

I wish these seats could be a pepsi campus, etc

What I can't speak from 1982.

i don't know what is youtube recommending me

I wish these seats could clean the problem

I wish I just ate half the next week.

thanks twitter feed i think

here have a preventative zoloft prescription from an unconvincing alarm tht fools everyone except the ppl involved

inglorious basterds was a pleasant rescue mission, but it's so something you haven't done the new one

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#24
Cool, so our American attitude is evil, the creation of a conflict, and vote

you see, theres some topgrade alQaeda terrorism

i wish Chriddof would appreciate the purest mind, but who engages in evil acts is seen

Are you just by lightly greasing a couple of global socialisms? Multinational corporations spent weeks trading salvos, its a borderline retarded Peter Sellers is mistaken for

.BARACK......START THE Wall Street protests.

watching Adam Levine stare at least sense of global socialisms, as possible

whooooo Breaking Bad ass embodiment of our sacred Constitutiom

when the rightwingers arent Republicans weilding subpoena power against Clinton and watch as i disagree about the Walking Dead

Even Joseph Stalin mocktried Obama in absentia

wow, these testimonials to AMERICA is like banning automatic transmissions to the country's wellbeing, and not build a pipe bomb.

if i just watched an obvious and intentionally blend of the Real

in Paterno's defense, he immediately starts using bush league CIAmanufactured threats of terrorism

theres always an entire medicine cabinet in my blood

alright, FUCK IT, lets start a CIA asset, and bite down hard

hopefully assuming i have love. actual people, including a woman could make someone from the mass media ridiculing THESE are solely because its full of hornets

the only rational course MSNBC is talking about me, hunting me

Obamacare is focusing on the way mah mama made me

Thatcher's dead, i just got totally used the worst movie

why isnt an emotional tie and makes a difference in fact anarchists, are motivated by engulfing and devouring monsters

and yet Bradley Manning is still wearing a bear costume

weirdly the British rule in 62 years, not quite horrible

Its almost as if banks got their hands in global solidarity, and hes the guy too

Which is clearly counterproductive. although imo anyone in my god, the joint terrorism

Oh no love, youre James Franco

holy SHIT going on Medicare! ***five minutes

Journey, into the Wall Street to his framed Scarface poster boy, fascist troll of the end

you see, theres rhetoric on both sides a sequel to full body search

not drunk just beat the street at me

to anyone who have a BIRD YOUR ARGUMENT IS a lie.

*silently loads shotgun and reality TV star reviews whenever someone mentions that

“Too bad, which is constantly washing their balls in America is economic terrorism, and psychological terrorism.

we have to Death every one

before all I know its abominable sanctioning of fireworks, FBI

They will break your dick. lol

Regardless of gender, and gullible zombies coming out

wheres the DEATH of the Holy SHIT

fried shrimp is a global conspiracy to commit murder right

cool, Ghost Rider is funny as hell

not drunk just slightly sick as watching liberals do the ones i mean come on!

Ok, so the oil & gas companies are in the near future, I'm scared. And white

damn you the guy who refers to run by engulfing and by fraud eventually acquire access to Liberty Cabbage

Anyway, enjoy your gulags, and all

The Bush strategy. Disaster after treasonous war crime after the fight, the second episode

Anderson is exactly what Dianne Feinstein and confiscating peoples eating bacon, i claim

Particularly to those Emmys! Philippe Dauman, CEO of a homunculus is beyond being on the plane, and has 11 of them

They will reap. We paint emergency equipment to make him

Universal electronic surveillance. Noknock laws. Stop and this

This is absolutely, 100% honest Americans work

*Jon Stewart drops the fake crying over Kim Jong Il's funeral procession is one
#25
RIP DJ SCREW
#26
im on facebook but this shit is like yall trying to put your Dicks in it
#27
lol if u have a facebook
#28

daddyholes posted:

im on facebook but this shit is like yall trying to put your Dicks in it



it seemed embarrassingly narcissistic at first but now im using it as a Divination tool

#29
mods pls move this thread to Faily Planet. i want to see whats going to happen to the rare earth metals markets
#30

Superabound posted:

They will break your dick. lol

- Roseweird

Superabound posted:

Anyway, enjoy your gulags, and all

-Crow

Superabound posted:

not drunk just slightly sick as watching liberals do the ones i mean come on!

-Mustang19

Superabound posted:

Anderson is exactly what Dianne Feinstein and confiscating peoples eating bacon, i claim

-blink&wheeze

Superabound posted:

not drunk just beat the street at me

-tpaine

Superabound posted:

weirdly the British rule in 62 years, not quite horrible


-lysenko

#31
I have posted like 2 statuses ever
#32

daddyholes posted:

im on facebook but this shit is like yall trying to put your Dicks in it



hahaha i would never do that. that website's nowhere near my type of website. my standards are so much higher that i definitely wouldn't fuck it at all, not even drunk dude.

#33
LOOK AT least i am convinced Socialism is working on the toilet.

eh, je ne sais pas, i've been replaced by CIA backed coup in local activities, sadly i dont get sex, women are just too

these pretzels are waiting for premodern societies to periodically eliminate debt/debt peonage when i was cryin and went down

exclusive video of our late capitalist system has much, much more dangerous pokemon ruled by a book

9/11 was an april fools i am to live on obama
#34
"your speechless silence is a giant dick"

"straight piednoir gnome sayin"

"fuckshit is chill my duit"

"one of my previous owner has soft chocolate bar, nobody trusts godless communists"

"haha yeah because we have to sleep on this side."

this are actually just as coherent as my regular statuses
#35
"the mirror is devoid of cocaine; such is the best"

"lol you lookin to bump tracks?"

"i'm talkin' bout wendys golden valley reunion"

"all moved in, on the jew"

"who would have a nebulous concept, such as fuck"
#36

innsmouthful posted:

"the mirror is devoid of cocaine; such is the best"


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